Lloyd Howard
Ed
Shirley Paine
Shaun
Toni
Rory
Jessie
Sylvia Howard
Caroline
May (as Vernee Johnson)
Bert
Lilly
Hal
Eileen
Destiny
Seamus
Doug Coolidge (as Tiren James)
Kurt
Ali Rasheed
Jessica
Jordan
Frick 'n Frack
Gompers
Merna
Councilman Brice
Butcher (as Lynch Travis)
Jack
Claire
Merv
Char
Lucky Cider Mill Clerk
Senator Paine (archive footage)
Reporter 1
Reporter 2
Convenience Store Clerk
Attila the Nurse (as Rhonda English)
Player #1
Player #2
Voice Coach
Construction Worker (as Danny Ray Cool)
Worker #2
Reporter #3
High School Student
College Student (uncredited)
Stateroom Security (uncredited)
Theatre Actor #2 (uncredited)
Theatre Actor #1 (uncredited)
Reporter (uncredited)
Club Waiter (uncredited)
Bowler, Church Parishoner (uncredited)
News 12 Photographer (uncredited)
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Mayor's Security (uncredited)
Harriet (uncredited)
Bowler (uncredited)
High School Student (uncredited)
Valet Driver (uncredited)
Young Reporter (uncredited)
Cider Mill Customer (uncredited)