Lesbian Adventures: Strap-On Specialists 16

After over a decade dominated by female directors (including label founder Nica Noelle and talented successors Dana Vespoli and Melissa Monet), Sweetheart Video turns to Mike Quasar, whose vast gonzo experience drags down quality drastically in this edition of the strap-on series.

Prime example is an idiotic scene starring kinky MILF London River and beautiful starlet Lilly Bell in the corny sex with stepmom faux incest genre. Lilly finds a strap-on in the bathroom, and confronts its owner, mom London with it, resulting in London instantly seducing her (and using it on the kid). The dialogue and progression of the scene are awful, as Quasar is in quite a hurry to get to the XXX action.

Even sillier is a scene starring Joanna Angel (here as actress but frequently directing with Quasar as her cameraman). She overacts outrageously in her familiar comic book caricature fashion, as horny stepmom to petite Maddy May.

Maddy comes to her admitting to having crush on a girl, and in need of sexual instruction so as not to embarrass herself alone with the lady. Angel volunteers to tutor her in the porno cliche of sexual initiation, and guess who her kid actually has a crush on? This level of stupid porn is far removed from the fine work Vespoli and Nica have delivered in the past, and which built Sweetheart's reputation till now.