This unremarkable set of Oiler scenes attempts some humor by Kurt Lockwood that backfires.
In a segment titled "My Crush", a prominent leading man in Adult Cinema over a decade ago Kurt Lockwood is seen playing a version of himself, calling his porn pals but getting no answer. He begins with "PT" (Paul Thomas), then John Leslie, remarking (for the audience's benefit) "Oh wait, you died, forget this message", next calls "Blade" -still no answer (Barrett Blade is directing this junk), and finally decides to masturbate instead, watching porn on his laptop for stimulation.
He ends up contacting superstar Riley Reid who offers massage to her fans, and lucky Kurt gets to hump her, having had a crush on the starlet for years. Irony of this idiotic scene is that Kurt has not been in demand for several years, reduced to taking such mindless roles as this or for gonzo labels like Kick Ass and Naughty America) to make a buck.
Title scene has Codey Steele gifted by his lady (she doesn't appear -merely a phone call) with a Birthday gift massage, Jill Kassidy doing the honors. This falls into the "all-sex" category of porn.
Unlike Lockwood, a porn leading man of zero talent or appeal Jake Jace/Taylor, appears with Abby Cross in "The Bet". They bet on a sports game on TV -he wins and requests a Nuru massage, an excuse for fu*cking.
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