Ethan Brand: [woken in his bunk] Where are we?

Chuck: We just arrived at douche-ville. This is your stop!

Janie Jones: You look like shit.

Ethan Brand: Thank you. You tell the truth, I like that.

[first lines]

Sloan: We're almost there, guys, I think. Just talked to the venue. They say, it's totally sold out. Almost.

Chuck: Any more Hot Pockets left?