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Did you know
- TriviaAfter Who's Nailin' Paylin? (2008) this is the second time Mick Blue is playing a Russian.
- GoofsDespite playing Russian characters Mick Blue and Lacy Lennon are doing various wrong intonations when talking Russian. Furthermore when saying "I think, you know why you are here", he says "zneyesh" instead of "znayesh" (know) or "Dovay" instead of "Davay" (Russian for "Let's go/Come on"). When Black Widow says "I wouldn't do it" she says "Ya by ne delal by eto" (male form) instead of "delalA" (female form).
- Alternate versions"Special Release" Extended Edition version running 98 minutes long issued in February 2022 featuring an additional sex scene starring Kenzie Taylor and Seth Gamble.
- ConnectionsReferences Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Review
Featured review
Crummy and chintzy
This on-line (no DVD) release from Wicked Pictures is pure hype, an incompetent parody of Marvel filled with Marvel insults -sort of biting the hand that feeds you. Axel Braun is proud of bamboozling the public, and succeeds in spades.
BIg innovation, which gets a dumb "comical" line of dialogue from the auteur, is Wicked dropping its decades-old safe sex provision -no condoms this time. As the label's head of production, Braun is definitely the kiss of death for one of Adult Cinema's best labels, soon to be 30 years old.
Show runs just 83 minutes long with only 3 sex scenes/vignettes, plus unforgivably stupid, low-brow dialogue in between that's loaded with groaners. Braun can't resist constantly reminding us that it's a parody, duh!
Redhead Lacy Lennon in the title role overacts both in the dialogue scenes and in her three sex scenes, exaggerating fake passion ludicrously. Co-star Elena Koshka seems like a cold fish by comparison when having sex, merely by not overdoing the orgasmic cliches.
Story is pointless, with various cast members attempting Russian accents out of Rocky & Bullwinkle. Special FX are poor, no action scenes at all (a driving scene with Koshka & Lennon is as phony looking as those Hitchcock process shots of the 1960s). Opening scene threesome with Mick Blue and John Strong has zero production value -making a Brazzers vignette look like Lawrence of Arabia by comparison.
Casey Kisses, that leading transsexual star who usually looks so attractive in her scenes, is made up to resemble a drag queen on the order of Tim Curry in Rocky Horror Picture Show, and sloppy end credits leave her out entirely. Lennon even exaggerates the fake squirting routine - I guess Cytherea wasn't available.
Only thing I learned from this junker is the identity of Braun crew member Marc Kramer: he has two bit parts, one as himself assisting Braun in a stupid cameo (alongside Seth Gamble out of his Deadpool costume plus a less than a second in duration appearance by Kenzie Taylor as Captain Marvel) and also as a doorman. He turns out to be Brah Bones, the production manager of dozens of Digital Playground movies by Robby D a decade or two ago, who previously used the screen pseudonym Marc the Saint. He's easily recognized, because he hogged the screen on numerous BTS short subjects way back when.
BIg innovation, which gets a dumb "comical" line of dialogue from the auteur, is Wicked dropping its decades-old safe sex provision -no condoms this time. As the label's head of production, Braun is definitely the kiss of death for one of Adult Cinema's best labels, soon to be 30 years old.
Show runs just 83 minutes long with only 3 sex scenes/vignettes, plus unforgivably stupid, low-brow dialogue in between that's loaded with groaners. Braun can't resist constantly reminding us that it's a parody, duh!
Redhead Lacy Lennon in the title role overacts both in the dialogue scenes and in her three sex scenes, exaggerating fake passion ludicrously. Co-star Elena Koshka seems like a cold fish by comparison when having sex, merely by not overdoing the orgasmic cliches.
Story is pointless, with various cast members attempting Russian accents out of Rocky & Bullwinkle. Special FX are poor, no action scenes at all (a driving scene with Koshka & Lennon is as phony looking as those Hitchcock process shots of the 1960s). Opening scene threesome with Mick Blue and John Strong has zero production value -making a Brazzers vignette look like Lawrence of Arabia by comparison.
Casey Kisses, that leading transsexual star who usually looks so attractive in her scenes, is made up to resemble a drag queen on the order of Tim Curry in Rocky Horror Picture Show, and sloppy end credits leave her out entirely. Lennon even exaggerates the fake squirting routine - I guess Cytherea wasn't available.
Only thing I learned from this junker is the identity of Braun crew member Marc Kramer: he has two bit parts, one as himself assisting Braun in a stupid cameo (alongside Seth Gamble out of his Deadpool costume plus a less than a second in duration appearance by Kenzie Taylor as Captain Marvel) and also as a doorman. He turns out to be Brah Bones, the production manager of dozens of Digital Playground movies by Robby D a decade or two ago, who previously used the screen pseudonym Marc the Saint. He's easily recognized, because he hogged the screen on numerous BTS short subjects way back when.
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- lor_
- Sep 28, 2021
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