Mickey: The food is adequate, I hope. Don't thank me all at once.
Delvin: [after taking off the helmet of a dead radiation-suited attacker] Let me guess, North Koreans.
Mickey: Let there be light.
Mickey: Not exactly the Garden of Eden.
Mickey: After a blast everything gets vaporised and sucked up into the atmosphere. And it rains back down to Earth... as radioactive dust.
Mickey: You wanna survive, you listen to me.
Mickey: [after slapping Sam] Don't be scared, Wendy. Uncle Mickey only slaps little girls. And you're a big girl, aren't you?
Delvin: [to Mickey] When you ain't got no ax in your hand, then you got something to say.
Mickey: Shame we let those bodies go rotten.
Sam: What do you mean?
Mickey: You ever heard about that rugby team that survived the Andes?
Sam: Their plane crashed.
Bobby: They were forced to eat their friends and family. They survived up there for months.
Mickey: They ate everything - ears, toes, assholes.
Bobby: Uh-huh, arms, legs, brains, the spleen. The only thing they didn't eat was the penis. If worse comes to worst, you all have full permission to eat my body. Yeah, you do. But not my penis. Nobody - nobody but nobody eats Bobby's penis.
Bobby: It's blunt.
Mickey: Come on, you motherfuckers! Come and get me! I got nine more fingers for you!
Josh: Store's closed.
Mickey: [to Josh] Are you proud of yourself?
Mickey: Ever see what happened to those poor Japanese bastards after we dropped Little Boy on Nagasaki? The skin melting off their bones. Faces like... roadkill. Lucky ones died in the blast. And those kids in Chernobyl - eyes and... ears. Shit growing all over 'em. Tumors the size of grapefruits popping out of their necks.
Eva: Enough, Mickey. We get it.
Mickey: What you need to get is if that dust gets in here, we're all fucked.
Mickey: [to Josh] I'm not your nanny, you arrogant prick!
Adrien: [to Bobby] Do you agree with everything my brother says?
Man: Hello, do you copy? We're on 29th and 5th. Is anyone out there?