Student Bodies 7

One of Jacky St. James' weakest screenplays sinks this edition of Sweet Sinner's jail-bait series. It's about a sorority where the pledges must seduce a university professor and provide proof of the deed in order to gain entrance to the Greek club.

Dean of the university Tommy Gunn is ready to close the sorority down over this practice, and movie consists of sorority president Alexa Grace trying to get him to relent. She shows him a "F*ck Book" kept by the girls since 1952, which lists in detail all the sexual liasons perpetrated with professors over the years. Her contention is that this has always been going on, so why punish the current girls - an etremely flimsy argument.

We see several of these seductions in flashbacks as Alexa and the Dean read the book, and they are dumb sex scenes. Paisley Rae seduces the phys ed prof Michael Vegas in a scene set in 1970. A lava lamp in the room is the token "period detail", pretty chintzy.

Set in 1992 is a segment with Chad White seduced by Britney Light, and 1952 has Adria Rae compromising Spanish teacher Ramon Nomar. Of course in the present day Alexa seduces the Dean and he charmingly raises all her grades on her school transcript to A in return, as well as leaving the sorority alone.

Jacky likes to end her movies with an upbeat voice-over postscript with lessons learned, and the moral this time is awful: prostituting oneself for better grades is recommended.