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  • lor_11 January 2022
    Warning: Spoilers
    Other than mocking the acting, the most prevalent no-thinking criticism of porn is to belittle the scene set-ups, so often built around dumb cliches like sex with a pizza deliverer, plumber or pool cleaner. This pair of episodes for a possible Allherluv series is built on an equally stupid premise, making it unlikely to catch on.

    In the opener, Aiden Ashley receives a text message in the form of an old-fashioned chain letter: telling her she's cursed with a vengeful ghost located in her vagina, and that to break the curse she needs to forward the text to 10 new victims. Ashley is fun solo acting out her consternation, and then enlisting lovely friend Scarlit Scandal to help her solve her problem. No suspense here, as we've seen at the outset that it is Scarlit who sent the original text as a prank.

    Scarlit pretends to resist but ultimately examines Aiden's pussy with her finger and tongue, Aiden reciprocates and both have Sapphic enjoyment together, the original premise completely irrelevant.

    For episode 2, it's Laney Grey who gets the chain text, presumably sent by Aiden, who had texted ten people out of fear. She begins to masturbate, and her stepmom Syren De Mer enters the room catching her in the act. Laney explains her fear and shows mom the text, and Syren is merely amused, dismissive as she recalls getting such silly chain-letters when she was a kid.

    Maddy Burton's script is amusing as Syren relentlessly tries to argue logically with her clueless kid, about as futile as one trying to have a serious conversation with a QAnon cultist. So eventually Syren goes along with the gag and has a hot sex on the couch bout with her stepdaughter, delivering patented (and cliched) Older/Younger faux incest action.

    I enjoyed the Syren/Laney scene more, but this is material better suited to gonzo porn than to the story/character oriented Allherluv romantic content.