Transfixed: Fairest of Them All

Bree Mills had inspired casting with transsexual superstar Natalie Mars as the Evil Queen and Emily Willis as Snow White in this porn-parody, but it's all downhill from there.

No dwarfs in this edition, just gonzo sex for TS fans and Gay Porn star gone mainstream star Dante Colle as an anachronistic Prince Charming (catch his 21st Century fade hair style).

It's a two-parter, structured as XXX vignettes for streaming. The Queen seduces Snow in an idiotic set-up scene, with almost baby-talk improvised dialogue by the actresses. Obviously Bree only cares about the payoff -an exhibition of deep-fisting by Emily on Natalie which shows how far gonzo has taken over: in recent years fisting has been verboten in mainstream porn, left to fetish videos.'

Second part pits the Prince against the Queen in competition for Emily's affections -resulting in a tiresome threesome where Dante predictably sucks Natalie's cock and both ladies are treated to plenty of anal sex. Ending of Colle running around naked is particularly stupid.

Mills gets writing, directing and producing credits for this clunker, which could have been a contender with a real screenplay, budget and horror of horrors -a supporting cast, instead of opting for all-sex porn filler.