Jimmy Jensen (voice)
Bjarne Jensen (voice)
Reporter / Receptionist (voice)
Nyhedsoplæser (voice)
Pædagog / Dronning Mary / Brunetta / Lille Pige (voice)
Mikkel (voice) (as Rumle Dam Kristensen)
Bente (voice)
Juvel-tyv / Jean Croissant (voice) (as Troells Toga)
Kong Frederik (voice)
Ulf (voice) (as Jesper 'Jokeren' Dahl)
Politiassistent / Chriistianitter (voice) (as Simon Jul)
Studerende / Guide / Dukke (voice)
Studievært / Svend (voice)
Peter / Dansk EU-mand (voice)
Fru Jensen (voice)
Mark / Milo / Paven / Elmer (voice)
Speaker (voice)
EU-politiker (voice)
Lange Jan / Præst Sælger (voice)
Resort-Receptionist (voice) (as Troels Malling)
Storbarmet kvinde / Kvinde i TV-studie (voice) (as Laura Kvist)
Dværgkvinde / Iceman (voice)
Dreng i ballon (voice)
Mand i TV-studie (voice) (as Søren Kærn Thomsen)
TV Producer (voice)