Just Go with It (2011)

Griffin Gluck: Michael

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• Danny Maccabee : Ooh, the Mafia stare down. Very good, Michael. We're here to negotiate. Do you have anything else you might like?

  Michael : I want a flying pony.

  Danny Maccabee : I want a flying pony, too, but they don't exist.

  Michael : Then I want a regular pony. And I want to name him Nelson.

  Danny Maccabee : How about a PlayStation 3 and we name him Nelson?

  Michael : Keep talking.

  Danny Maccabee : We'll include 4 video games.

  Michael : Five games. I want the meeting with Blondie to be at J.D. McFunnigan's?

  Danny Maccabee : How about Charlie Choo-Choos because it's right down the street from me?

  Michael : You mention that slop-hole again, and I walk.

• Michael : Mom, before we go can I make a Devlin?

• Danny Maccabee : I need you to swim to Uncle Eddie. If you get to him without touching the bottom, we'll give you a dolphin cookie.

  Maggie : Is that what your grandpa gave you?

  Danny Maccabee : No, grandpa gave us something he'd call a Heineken.

  Michael : I want one of those.

  Danny Maccabee : No. Stick with the dolphin cookie.

  Eddie : Yeah, they hurt less when they get thrown at your head. God, he was a sick man.

• Palmer : So Bart, if you could be anyone else, who would it be?

  Michael : Mr. Dechesray.

  Maggie : Our mailman?

  Michael : He just seems to have it all figured out.

• Danny : [after Michael has conned him into taking everybody to Hawaii]  I can't believe I let a six year-old blackmail me.

  Michael : [Nonchalantly]  I saw my shot... and I took it.

• Michael : Is this where the blue Avatar people live?

• Palmer : So Michael, your dad tells me you like to go to the bathroom.

  Michael : When I feel it, I do it.

• Maggie : [British accent]  Hello, Dr. Danny. How are you today?

  Danny Maccabee : What's with the accent?

  Katherine : She's been working on some accents.

  Maggie : I'll be taking acting classes and become the next Miley Cyrus. Yes, I am.

  Danny Maccabee : How about you there, do you like Hannah Montana?

  Michael : No, I'm more into Californication.

  Katherine : When do you ever watch Californication?

  Maggie : Rose lets us watch Showtime when she calls her boyfriend.