Justified (TV Series)

Long in the Tooth (2010)

Clarence Williams III: Mr. Jones

Quotes 

• Peters : Sir, I'm going to need you to put both hands on the steering wheel for me please.

  Mr. Jones : I'm going to need you to kiss my taint. You ofay piece of shit.

  Lane : Sir, you don't have to use that type of language.

  Mr. Jones : Listen to you. Talking like a real house negro.

  Lane : Sir, we stopped you because this vehicle has been flagged in a Federal hot-pursuit manhunt. But right now we're going to have to ask you to please step out of the car before we have to take you out of the car, sir.

  Mr. Jones : Show some respect for your elders. I was greasing slopes in the Mekong Delta while you and your boyfriend were still sucking on your mama's tit-tays!

  Peters : Sir, I don't know what the Mekong Delta is.

  Lane : Sir, this vehicle is not registered to you.

  Mr. Jones : Just got it.

  Peters : Where'd you get it?

  Mr. Jones : Found it.

  Lane : You found it?

  Mr. Jones : Found it.

  Lane : Where'd you find it?

  Mr. Jones : In your sister's ass.