Ken Boyd: You just let her walk in here?

Ruth Boyd: [sarcastically] I made her tackle a series of obstacles, but she passed!

Amy Wheeler: Do you cook, Dad?

Ken Boyd: I made lasagne once.

Amy Wheeler: Yeah?

Ruth Boyd: It was pretty good.

Ken Boyd: Really?

Ruth Boyd: Don't make me lie twice, Ken.

Sheriff Walt Fuller: What are you doing?

Ernie: I thought we were doing puns.

Sheriff Walt Fuller: No... Why would we we be doing puns?

Ronald Howell: [Quasi-religious robotic monotone] Lord, please send someone to aid this precious child and steer her down a righteous path Amen.