[from trailer]

Tabrez Mirza Khan: I am Tees Maar Khan! I am Tees Maar Khan!

Gang: BOSS! POLICE!

Tabrez Mirza Khan: Oops! I'm not Tees Maar Khan, I swear to God I'm not Tees Maar Khan...!

[from trailer]

Anya: [singing] My name is Sheila, I'm too sexy for you!