Parody and satire both imply "funny". Like hundreds of other recent TV derived porn videos, this pointless sequel is wall-to-wall-sex without the expected humor.
Some idiot probably posited the "This Ain't XXX" genre as a savior to the porn industry, but I don't buy it. Certainly these low-brow exercises appeal to some slobs out there, but flooding the market with them will soon fall prey to the Law of Diminishing Returns.
For this entry they added Lisa Ann to the cast, banking on her popularity to breathe some life into the tired concept. Alas, she is poorly styled and photographed, more a turn-off than a turn-on for her many fans who have well over a hundred videos of various vintages to choose from that better spotlight her talents.
She's cast as the practical-joking sister of returning heroine Jessica Lynn. Other than bearing the most popular surname in porn history (see Ginger, Amber and Porsche for starters) Jessica brings little to the table -"looks cute and humps" would be her scouting report.
What passes fleetingly for a plot is Lisa Ann's antics, unfunny and stupid though they may be. She causes Major Wealy (a replacement for Jenner in the role, Mickey Butders, looking really stupid in an ill-fitting military uniform) to have his wallet disappear, briefly embarrassing him at dinner with the general's daughter (cute Missy Woods). Major Tony (Alex Knight, back for the sequel) brings him the wallet and the threesome that results is no big deal.
Another threesome involves the general (Christian) and two young babes pretending to be school girls. In the idiotic "Making of" extra on the DVD, we see bald Christian trying on a ridiculous toupee for the role, ultimately covering his dome with a military cap instead.
Besides the slipshod costuming and styling, director Jordan Septo displays no filmmaking (rather, videomaking) ability whatsoever. He merely sets up a scene on a cheap set and then photographs the actors in endless mechanical sex positions, to eat up the requisite two-hours-plus running time. I recently watched an even clunkier example of his work in this genre, GETTING IT UP WITH THE KARDASSIANS, so ephemeral it's not even listed in IMDb.
I guess these porn "parodies" are the entertainment industry's answer to high unemployment rates, with Knight having performed in nearly a couple dozen of them already. Hopefully the craze will blow over soon.
