Nick Spitz: You're an actress, right?

Grace Ballard: All women are actresses, dear. I'm just clever enough to get paid for it.

Audrey Spitz: Okay. What's that?

Charles Cavendish: That is the Quince dagger. Chinese steel, jewels from across the Orient. A gift to the family from Marco Polo. Or so the legend says.

Audrey Spitz: God. Nick's grandmother gave us a toaster from Sears. Or so the legend says.