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  • "We have a Turkey situation"

    "How should we address it?"

    "With cranberry sauce." (HA, HA, HA,HA)

    This was just a fun, silly movie -- perfect for a family outing. It has no pretensions to be anything more than just a goofy, romp through "history". No, it doesn't contain any riotously funny scenes. No, it doesn't contain any hidden agenda. No it doesn't contain a subtext of humor aimed at the parents/adults in the audience. And no, it is not a thinly veiled attempt by Hollywood to promote a "Vegan" agenda. (Seriously?!?)

    It's not great art. It doesn't even really try to manipulate the heart strings.

    It reminded me a lot of "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" and even referenced it at one point.

    It's just exactly that kind of a (again) fun, silly little movie.

    Nothing more, nothing less.

    Just take the kids and enjoy it.
  • croxton331 August 2014
    My kids and I loved this movie, so I was surprised to see the low rating on IMDb. The negative comments seem to center on three things:

    (1) "Cultural insensitivity," chiefly for portraying 17th century turkeys like Indians. I don't get this one. They are put in opposition to pilgrims, who are trying to eat them, and the Indian association seems natural. (2) A "vegetarian" message. I am relatively sensitive to such message (e.g., I thought it was rather heavy-handed in "Jurassic Park"), so I can say that there simply isn't one here. It's about turkeys trying not to get eaten, not that people should never eat meat. (3) "disregard for time-travel paradoxes" (quoting from Wikipedia here). It's a movie about talking turkeys, and this guy is bothered by inconsistencies in time travel? If this bothers you, it's time to take off the bow tie and unfasten the suspenders, you need to loosen up.

    Okay, the plot is not great, and there really isn't a message (at least not much of one). The joy of this movie and others of its ilk is in the presentation. There are a lot of funny lines, and the animation is amazing. I love seeing how cartoonists can elicit the most focused emotions simply by depicting a turkey's face.

    If you are looking for a deep movie, this one is probably not for you. If you are looking for a great way to spend 90 minutes, you will enjoy this one.
  • Thanksgiving isn't a big occasion this side of the world, but even those with a most rudimentary knowledge of it will know that turkeys – lots of them – are consumed on that very day (preferably with cranberry sauce). 'Horton Hears a Who's' Jimmy Hayward's 'Free Birds' plays on that holiday tradition by imagining the unlikely scenario where an independent-minded turkey unwittingly teams up with a plucky (pardon the pun) member of his species to go back in time and reverse the establishment of that tradition.

    Like many such tales, our hero Reggie (Owen Wilson) is an underachiever who is looking for something more in his existence beyond being just another member of his species. So while the rest of the turkeys on the farm are immediately lured by food in the farmer's hand and think by extension that he is their friend, Reggie is all too aware that the farmer only intends to fatten them up so he can slaughter them - and no, he also isn't deluded that they will therefore end up in 'turkey heaven'.

    Reggie's journey starts when he is chosen among millions of his ilk to be pardoned by the President of the United States and sent to a protected reserve. Unfortunately, it is also at that place where he meets Jake (Woody Harrelson), the President - and we might add, only member - of the Turkeys Liberation Front who claims he is answering a calling from the Great Turkey that visited him years ago to go back in time to the first Thanksgiving and stop turkeys from becoming the holiday meal. It's a classic case of mismatched partners, but thanks to some witty lines from Hayward and his co-scripter Scott Mosier, there is still some amusement to be had amidst the familiarity.

    It isn't just make believe though - there is indeed a time machine to be found in the Government lab that Reggie and Jake break into, and with that, an actual time travel to the year1622. Oh, and did we mention that in between the mission of saving his species, Reggie finds additional motivation in the form of a love interest? That'll be Jenny (Amy Poehler), courageous where Reggie is terrified and altogether too attractive for the glib-tongued Reggie to resist.

    As far as toons go, this one hardly pushes the narrative limits of imagination. You can almost predict that Reggie will be confronted with a crucial turning point whether to stay with his flock or return to the comfort of his old life back at the reserve - and for that matter, if he will rise to the occasion to be a better fowl. In fact, Hayward demands a fair bit of suspension of belief by playing it fast and loose with the conundrums of time travel, especially as he and Mosier try to make the disparate events across time and space tie together into one coherent whole. We warn you - it doesn't take anyone with more than a bird brain to tell that they are clutching at straws, so you'd be advised to simply accept the creative liberties they take with logic and just plain common sense.

    To his credit, Hayward does a pretty fine job with the animation. The detail can't quite match up to established studios like Disney/ Pixar and Dreamworks, but this maiden effort from Reel FX Studios is colourful, energetic, and still visually captivating stuff to keep the young ones glued to their seats. Everything also moves at a pretty fast clip, and even if it does rely on familiar plot and character tropes, at no point does it get boring or repetitive. Hayward also has to thank his enthusiastic voice cast for that, in particular Wilson and Harrelson deliver their respective parts with much gusto.

    And so even though Thanksgiving as a holiday doesn't quite resonate as much here as it does in the United States, the humour, fun and excitement that it offers for kids and less demanding adults is universal. The best reassurance we can give is that it isn't a 'turkey'; in fact, despite being entirely formulaic, it still is an entertaining diversion for families, especially for those looking for a cinematic equivalent of a babysitter.
  • I was not expecting great things from this movie but I was pleasantly surprised. It was actually quite hilarious, lame but laugh out loud funny. The jokes were on point the whole way through and it was adult funny not just kid funny.

    Honestly if you can't relax and just enjoy a movie then give this one a miss and if you regularly use words like cinematography in your reviews then get over yourself nobody wants to hear your review as you shouldn't have watched this movie to begin with. Stop trying to drag ratings down for a harmless animated children's film. Back to the movie...

    Free Birds has all the same concepts as your typical feel-good movie but who's ever seen a movie about a Thanksgiving turkey. It's certainly a new one for me. And shout out to the baby turkeys, they were adorable. The whole way through I was rooting for the turkeys to succeed even though they're completely delicious. But I guess you'll just have to watch to see what happens.
  • What else can I say, except: THAT'S RIGHT WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU!

    That line delivery alone gets this movie a 9/10, I did not expect the jokes to be as funny as they actually were. The plot gets a little slow and boring in the middle but c'mon, they go back in time to get turkeys off the menu! That's the greatest plot of all time. Don't listen to the "critics" this movie is a masterpiece that every human being must experience at least once in their life.

    JK it's like a solid 6 at best, I'm just goofing, it's not bad but it's not even that good, as comedy though it gets a 10/10.
  • Free Birds is not really a good or great film, nor is it terrible. If there was a word to sum it up it would be mediocre. Is it the worst animated film of the year? No, that dishonour goes to Sir Billi(which was billed as Sean Connery's comeback!). Is it the best? Again, no, that's so far been between Monsters University and Despicable Me 2(have high hopes for Frozen, and that is looking like that will be even better than these two). Free Birds does have a few things that came off well. The animation has some nice bright colours and attention to detail(though the character designs could have been smoother in places), the soundtrack is catchy, the scene with the hunters destroying the turkey's nest is indeed tense and the voice acting has the right amount of zest and energy, Woody Harrelson is almost unrecognisable and is clearly having fun, Amy Poehler should do voice acting more often because she is born to do it and Owen Wilson brings some distinctive quirkiness as well(if at times on the one-note side). George Takei while bringing dignity to his part is very underused though, and it does feel like a waste. There are a lot of flaws as well unfortunately. The script lacks crispness and wit and has an overkill of turkey jokes that are both contrived and dumb, some gags are stretched out to pointlessness while the slapstick is heavy on predictability and over-broadness and light on fun and invention.

    With the target audience too, children may enjoy it if they understand the humour but it is likely to go over the heads of adults. If that is the case, considering that Free Birds is a family film(NOT a kids' film) the film only does half its job well, if children are not amused it's a failure. Where I was, the reception from both children and adults were largely the latter, but then again it will be different with you. The story is well-intended but is far too simple- even for a family film- and predictable, while it also doesn't do anything with the time travel idea(which had great potential) that comes at the expense of the humour, which very little hits the mark really. The message is good if clumsily and heavy-handedly incorporated(likewise with the few emotional parts that were more manipulative than heartfelt), and there's no better about the characters unfortunately who suffer from flat personalities(some like Jake irritating too) and dealt with far too simplistically to the extent we know little about them. Non-US viewers may also find that because the film is so rooted in American customs and their early history that that is a further reason why the humour is likely to be lost on them. In conclusion, the potential and intentions are there, and it is not as bad as others have said- because the animation, music and voices are good and one scene came off well- but it was lacking in a lot of areas- mostly the humour and the story- and had a lot of wasted potential(doing little with the time travel idea and under-using George Takei). Despite how this sounds, it isn't terrible but rather mediocre, and this is not being said with vehemence but with a heavy heart from a 21-year old animation fan(to avoid over-generalising that defending of panned family films are prone to). 4/10 Bethany Cox
  • Warning: Spoilers
    Reggie is a scrawny turkey who is trying to persuade the other turkeys that Thanksgiving is bad for them. When they finally get the message, their reaction is for Reggie to go first. Fortunately he is reprieved by the President's daughter. However, he is taken out of his life of luxury by macho turkey Jake, who time travels with Reggie (in time machine S.T.E.V.E.) back to 1621, where they attempt to join forces with the local tribe of turkeys to forestall the inclusion of turkeys in the Thanksgiving festivities.

    This 3D CGI feature features the voices of Owen Wilson as Reggie, Woody Harrelson as Jake, and George Takei as S.T.E.V.E. Amy Poehler plays love interest Jenny from the turkey tribe, a kind of Flockahontas, if you will, who has a pleasingly daft recurring sight gag (in more than one sense). As the plot synopsis indicates, its story is bizarre to the point of dementedness. For all that I quite enjoyed it (I love time travel fiction, and there are some good time travel gags in it), it is essentially a kids' film but, maybe, one which is a bit too off-the-wall and dense to please its intended audience. I might be wrong.

    I have seen better characterisation and animation, but the 3D is good, and the autumnal backgrounds are gorgeous.

    Weird, but not unenjoyable.
  • Bear in mind, I am writing this from the perspective of a parent who just shelled out for kids tickets, my ticket, concession stand, and it wasn't cheap, and then to have this movie be SO awful and SO boring (yes, my kids called it boring!), well, I am very disappointed.

    All of the funny-seeming parts were in the trailer, and when you see them in the context of the movie they aren't very funny either. I was in a packed theater and there was hardly any laughing going on at all - that is a very bad thing. Laughter is contagious, but not in this film!

    The voice acting was average at best, although Owen Wilson was good, but one turkey cannot carry an entire movie, especially when the plot was so lame.

    The animation itself was OK, but without a decent story and characterizations, a movie is going to fail, and this one did big time! We didn't expect factually accurate obviously, you'd have to be crazy to think it was, but we were hoping the humans wouldn't be portrayed as either total morons OR really evil and vicious. Pixar doesn't show humans that way in Toy Story, neither did Turbo or Despicable Me 2.

    This movie is a definitely wait for it in Redbox etc, or even wait for it to come on TV. If you have 2 kids or more, you're going to be paying out a lot of cash for a trip to the movies to see this and you will be horribly disappointed.

    Highlight of the movie was the trailers BEFORE the movie - which showed us a couple of upcoming animated movies that might actually be good.

    The one thing I will say for the movie is they had great marketing - they suckered us in on election day in VA when we had nothing better to do, but let this review be your warning, go see SOMETHING ELSE!
  • Warning: Spoilers
    Free Birds (2013) is a hilarious thanksgiving treat. Although it has received unfavorable reviews, I would say it's certainly not that bad. Some of the elements in the movie may be culturally offensive to some but if we watch this with a light heart, it's actually a very funny movie with plenty of gags!

    As been mentioned at the beginning of the movie, Free Birds (2013) is a work of fiction. It is loosely based on historical events but it is no way meant to be historically correct or accurate. They claimed that the talking turkeys are real though. Still, the main characters (none other than the turkeys) and supporting characters (the time machine named S.T.E.V.E and the human such as the pizza guy, the president and his daughter) are quite likable, comical and adorable to a certain extent!

    In short, this movie has the ability to make us laugh and laughter is good for our health. I guess ultimately, the creators only wanted to convey that pizza is more than delicious and filling; it can bring people (and animals) together! Talk about the importance of food!

    Probably really, Free Birds (2013) is the greatest turkey movie of all time!
  • Warning: Spoilers
    So yeah, a thanksgiving movie about two turkeys going back in time to keep turkeys from being eaten at the first thanksgiving. Setting aside the fact that they probably weren't the main course if they were eaten at all, nobody should have expected this to be anything but a stupid kids' movie. But, I at least expected it to be that, a stupid kids' movie. Calling this movie a stupid kids' movie is an insult to stupid kids' movies.

    Let's start with what I'll be generous and call a story. Owen Wilson is a turkey. E-I-E-I-O. I'll be kind and have that be the only time I make that joke. Owen Wilson turkey is the turkey chosen for the presidential pardon, despite the fact that he doesn't fulfill a single one of the qualifications, and lives a cushy life with TV and all the product placement Chuck-e-cheese pizza he can eat. Then, a buff turkey named Jake shows up and tells him that he's on a quest from the "Great Turkey" to stop thanksgiving from ever happening. And there's your problem right there, that's the dumbest thing I've ever written. And that's not even the dumbest thing to happen in the movie. From there, they break into a government lab and steal a time machine, voiced by George Takei, who turns in one of the only good performances this movie has, simply on his greatness alone, and the time machine somehow understands the turkey's voice commands. They end up three days before the first Thanksgiving at Plymouth, and they're immediately chased by an over the top villain hunter until they're saved by the local turkeys, and from there, you have three choices of plots, Dances with Wolves with turkeys, Pocahontas with turkeys, or Avatar with turkeys. Just replace the natives with turkeys or have the people be cannibals and it's pretty much the same plot. And then, the last few scenes happen.

    Thesis papers could be written about everything wrong with the ending. If anybody cares about spoilers, now would be the time to stop. So, anybody over the age of 10 should be able to figure out that Owen Wilson turkey is the "Great Turkey" that Jake saw in the past, but it takes 4 of him to even get close enough to have George Takei tell him. Yes, they do the time travel movie thing where he tells himself what's going on, but that could be forgiven if it wasn't done so stupidly. Then he does the thing where he goes back in time and starts the plot, again, cliché, but forgivable. Then, the movie gave up. There's no other explanation for what happens next. You may want to be sitting down for this next part. So, the turkeys are going to attack the settlers after they burnt down their home (with flaming pumpkin catapults(I know, stay with me)). The settlers rationally respond by attacking them with cannons (though to be fair, the turkeys destroyed their guns, which, to be fair again, you'd have to be dumb to have happen). Then, just as they're about to be destroyed by cannon fire, a group of Indians show up and say "those are some angry birds". If you're dumb enough to stay in the theater after that, like I was, then you'll realize that is the high point of this last act. Owen Wilson turkey comes down in the time machine and stops all the cannonballs mid-shot and absorbs all the cannons and the evil hunter into a magnetic vortex. Then, he comes down off the time machine, and George Takei tells them all that Owen Wilson turkey is the "Great Turkey", and he gives them the gift that will stop the settlers from eating turkey. Pizza. He brings a ton of Chuck-E-Cheese pizza for them. I tried to walk out then, but my sister didn't let me. And the Turkeys, Settlers and Indians lived happily ever after. Owen Wilson turkey gets Stands-With-A-Fist/Pocahontas/Natari turkey to fall in love with him and stays with the colonial age turkeys, and Jake stays in George Takei and goes off to, I don't know, fight crime through time or something. And George Takei finishes the movie off with one of his classic "Oh My"s.

    I have exactly four good things to say about this movie. One is George Takei's always great to hear, even if he is totally wasted. Two, the only real laughs that didn't come from him came from self aware people in hazmat suits at the laboratory, and they at least knew how dumb the idea of turkeys messing with a time machine was, even if everybody else in the facility didn't. Three and four are two good scenes in this. One scene is when the hunters find and subsequently destroy the turkey's nest. There is actually a good scene here, it's shot well, there's actual tension, and it belonged in a better movie. The last is when Owen Wilson turkey takes Pocahontas turkey up in the time machine and they're looking down on the earth. Pocahontas turkey starts asking questions, and a better movie could have taken this aspect further. But none of that saves this from being an overall brain dead movie with about as much respect for its audience as it does for history. I have never wanted to eat a turkey sandwich more in my life, and I can't wait for thanksgiving this year.
  • This is the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

    That's Right! This is the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!

    This is the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

    That's Right! This is the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!

    This is the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

    That's Right! This is the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!

    This is the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

    That's Right! This is the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!

    This is the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

    That's Right! This is the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!
  • Warning: Spoilers
    This movie got some tremendously bad user reviews but my little girls were desperate to see it . Free Birds tells the story who of a turkey who tries to change history by going back in time to make turkeys a non-choice at Thanksgiving. Being Australian I had no interest in Thanksgiving and being an adult I had no interest in turkeys. I had resigned myself to 90 minutes of playing with my phone (hidden from view under a blanket). However, I found this movie fun and interesting. It disregards history with wild abandon and this makes it even more funny. Woody Harrelson and Owen Wilson are great as the two key characters. There are real laugh out loud moments and my two girls loved the president's daughter the most saying her lines over and over in the car. Look it won't be the greatest movie you ever see and it certainly isn't at the standard of Frozen (but little boys make like it more). However, it is a fun way to spend the holidays and the four of us had a great afternoon.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    My local public library has this on DVD, that is why I watched it. We used it as a diversion, a time-killer for 90 minutes while we waited for "The Good Wife" to come on.

    It is mostly just very silly, but it is filled with so much silliness that some of it is funny and entertaining. Reggie is a small but very bright turkey at a turkey farm. While all the other turkeys think the farmer is their buddy, because he feeds them corn, Reggie knows they are just being fattened for Thanksgiving dinner. He tries to get them all to run away and save themselves, but he ends up being caught instead.

    It turns out the POTUS is looking for the traditional turkey to "pardon", he thinks Reggie is too small, but his young daughter insists, and Reggie is saved. But more important to the story, he gets to try out a new, top-secret time-travel device called S.T.E.V.E. Along with another turkey, a big strong one, Jake.

    So the time-machine is a smart one, all you have to do it talk to it, fortunately the turkeys spoke English. Most of the movie's running time has the turkeys in 1621, meeting up with native turkeys of that time, also trying to avoid capture by the Pilgrims.

    One thing very nice about the sound track, there are many "effects", including explosions and there is ample deep, room-shaking bass in the LFE channel. We were entertained, but it is just a fluff of an extended cartoon.

    Owen Wilson is very good voicing Reggie. The other turkey that time- travels with him is Jake, voiced by Woody Harrelson, and while Harrelson has a pleasant voice, it never seemed to fit the character. Reggie meets and falls for a girl turkey in 1621, Amy Poehler voicing Jenny. George Takei was very good as the voice of the time machine, S.T.E.V.E.
  • Free Birds is like a freak accident happened at the local screenplay factory. Its like a mad scientist combined Back To The Future with Turkeys. This is a movie that made me go "Huh?" and "What?" for the next 87 minutes of my life. This movie is one of the most random, careless animated movies I have seen in a while (Something like Foodfight!) This movie is full of sexual and gay overtones for some reason. Don't know why but Im sure they have reasons for putting it in.

    The movie is about a Turkey played by Owen Wilson who I will call Owen Wilson Turkey. He is adopted by the president who looks ugly (Animation isn't that good on him) and seems to be a Bill Clinton Sound alike. He likes to watch awful Spanish soap operas and eat pizza. When Woody Harrelson Turkey says he is chosen for a mission to stop thanksgiving. So they go in a time traveling machine where they see these annoying hazmat suit guys who have the more degrading laugh.

    They go to 1621 a few days before the feast starts and they meet a bunch of other turkeys like Amy Poehler Turkey... *sigh* and looks like some creepy woman trying to look attractive in a turkey outfit. Obviously, Owen Wilson wants the girl so decides to help.

    Im not going to talk about how stupid this movie sounds. Because everyone has. So lets get on to what is wrong with this film.

    The jokes are not funny for one thing. No duh, thats obvious. The movie is full of butt and Peck jokes that are overused. The acting... um... well I can say this. The acting is not really good. Mainly because the Wilson, Harrelson and Poehler sound so uninterested in the content of the script.

    Also... I began to notice at the end that this movie seemed to resemble this one other movie. The highest grossing movie of all time. Nominated for Best Pic- OH RIGHT AVATAR! This movie is basically a rip off of Avatar except with no aliens, but with a vegan message. They live in a tree also with rituals and stuff. How can you not see that this is Avatar? Aside from that, characters are not used enough. There are two stupid characters who we barely see. I know they are side characters, but they should at least have enough time as other characters! The movie breaks time itself and yet the universe doesn't implode. Had the writers even watched Back To The Future? One of my favorite films? Nope. I guess they haven't.

    Oh. You want to know what the worst joke in this entire movie is? SOMETHING THATS POP CULTARE? HERE IT IS!: "Those Are Some Angry Birds." AAAAAAAAH! *SLAMS HEAD AGAINST A WALL AND HEAD GOES THROUGH IT* Oh god. Now that Im over that line. The villain is non threatening and I do not care about anyone in the movie. They are just one note characters with no personality or any sense of humor.

    There is one plot hole at the end. So Wilson Turkey brings the pizza guy to give pizza to everyone. But here is the thing. What if they decide to start putting turkey on pizzas in the future? I have no clue.

    There is so much to talk about but my word count is going up.

    Is Free Birds A Bad Movie? Yes. Is It A Awful Film? No. Its a movie so bad its speechless. Not like that oh my god I hate this film so much speechless the kind of speechless where you don't know how to explain what you just watched. The movie is reaching its budget and I hope there isn't another sequel.

    39/100 D+
  • Warning: Spoilers
    Who doesn't love Thanksgiving? Thanksgiving has everything: football, arguing family members, and of course, the turkey. Thanksgiving is loved by just about everyone, except the turkey. Directed by Jimmy Hayward, Free Birds is about two turkeys, Jake and Reggie (Woody Harrelson and Owen Wilson), who team up to travel back in time to change the course of history and take turkey of the Thanksgiving menu forever.

    Growing up on a turkey farm, Reggie was always the outcast. He was small, thin, and had a blue head, while the other turkeys were all large, strong, and red headed. Unlike the other turkeys in his flock, Reggie was smart. He knew that the farmer was raising the turkeys for a Thanksgiving feast. After years of warnings from Reggie, the flock finally believed him when the eldest turkey confirmed that Reggie was telling the truth. As Reggie tries to rally the flock and stick together, they instead sacrifice Reggie to save themselves. Petrified, Reggie awaits his gruesome fate, until he learns that he will not be eaten, but instead he is this Thanksgiving's turkey pardoned by the president, and then given to his daughter as a pet.

    Now the most important turkey in the country, Reggie begins to live out his luxurious life. He watches Spanish television, orders boxes on top of boxes of pizza, and even walks around the house in pink bunny slippers. Things are going perfectly for Reggie, until he is kidnapped by Jake, another turkey, and recruited on Jake's mission, courtesy of "The Great Turkey," to travel back to the first Thanksgiving to rid of the turkey-eating Thanksgiving tradition. After reaching a secret government base, Jake and Reggie find the Space Time Exploration Vehicle Envoy, or STEVE (voiced by George Takei), and travel back to Plymouth, Massachusetts in 1621.

    Free Birds provides exactly what you would expect from an animated film. It is fun, and family friendly. It's a movie that will get the kids interested in the history of Thanksgiving, while it may deter them from eating turkey that day. This is a very kid-enjoyable movie. The plot is simple, the jokes are quick and quirky, and it actually followed the rules of time travel. Now, it certainly isn't the best animated movie of the year (Monsters University), but it definitely isn't the worst of the year either (ehmm, Turbo). It's definitely worthy of a family outing to the movie theater, and if you get the chance to watch in in 3D, do it. On an animation scale, Free Birds is a 6.5

    Rating: 6.5 of 10

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  • Warning: Spoilers
    So I just watched two time travel movies back to back, the other one was "Timecop". Hard to say which one made less sense but this one was somewhat entertaining. At least my five year old granddaughter thought so by paying attention throughout the whole story. Things got a bit carried away near the end when you had four Reggies show up all at once - in "Timecop" they would have all exploded or some such thing, on the basis that the same entity couldn't occupy more than one physical location at any given point in time. On the flip side, that might have been a good reason to have Thanksgiving dinner early. No need to get too carried away here. You've got a fun story that's got plenty of humor, and to the discredit of all the PETA folks, it probably won't turn your kid into a vegetarian.
  • This film tells how two turkeys go back in time to the 1600's to stop turkeys from being on the Thanksgiving menu.

    The trailer of "Free Birds" looked fun, so I decided to give it a go. Unfortunately, the first few minutes of the film are already bad. The plot is just plain silly, everything is way over the top, and the supposed jokes keep on repeating so many times that make my eyes roll.

    There are scenes that are so silly that I let out sighs of disbelief. For example, the scene where multiple Reggies converge to discuss the future plan is really silly. I would have thought the future turkeys would be a little wiser, but they join in the stupidity and make the whole scene so irritating and laughable. Even when faced with the threat of clan extinction, little emotional elements are conveyed, and viewers are left unmoved.

    The animation is quite good, and the characters are cute, but these are not enough to make a film watchable. Free yourself of "Free Birds", you will be better off.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    No, this movie isn't about the band, Lynard Skynard at all. Nor is the song 'Freebird' appear or mention in this film. I wish it was. Instead, Free Birds is a 3D computer-animated buddy comedy film produced by Reel FX Creative Studios. While, the animation isn't as good as, let's say, Dreamworks or Pixars Studios. This movie was alright in the animation part, but the plot was just awful. Directed by Jimmy Hayward, the movie is about Reggie the Turkey (voiced by Owen Wilson) who always trying to warn turkeys about Thanksgiving. However, it's constantly fall on deaf ears. It wasn't until, he was saved, by being pardoned by the President (Jimmy Hayward), that he is able to find a way to eliminate turkeys from ever becoming part of the thanksgiving menu. With, the help of Jake (Woody Harrelson) of the Turkeys Liberation Front, both plan to steal the president's time machine S.T.E.V.E (George Takei) so that they can travel to 1621 to change Thanksgiving. Sadly, this movie was all over the place, with it's over cramped complex plot. First off, it doesn't make any logically sense. If you think, time travel logic paradoxes is a headache in other films. This movie really blows your mind off, on how dumb, it gets with the time travel plot lines. It didn't help, that the film is also full historical inaccuracies. While, I might not be the target age group for this film. I felt like kids are smarter than that. I really doubt, families are really looking forward to seeing this movie. After all, nothing says, spending time with your family on Thanksgiving, then watching a film making Thanksgiving traditions look like the Holocaust. Yes, every year, we kill an animal as part of a ritual sacrifice, put the dead body at the center of our tables, and pray and give thanks over it in some form of communion, but gees, movie. It's not like giving satanic rights. It's not that disturbing. There is nothing wrong, with eating turkey like there isn't nothing wrong with being a vegetarian. I love turkey, and there are several health benefits of eating turkey such as low in fat, while being high on protein. I hate the film, for portray the hunters of the old days as over the top villains. They were trying to survive and feed their children. Food is food. Thanksgiving is a feast, showing that we have learn to survive our environment. It's a holiday celebrating family, peace, togetherness, and fellowship. We celebrate Thanksgiving to remember how far we've come, and the importance of community. The genocide metaphors are somewhat interesting take of society. First off, the turkeys of the past in the film are given these Native American look to them. Reminds me of 2009's Avatar. They representing wild, smart and free. The film might be saying, like the Native American genocide over the years, turkeys have become tamed, dumb and caged in in farms, similar to how Native American were put into reservations. I find it, kinda offensive, but not too much. It could be that the turkeys in the film seem to have anthropomorphic attribution in representing more than Native Americans society. Turkeys could had, in fact, represent modern society as a whole. As technology gets better, the less and less we have to struggle to find food, the more we lose that survivable instinct that our ancestors had to go through to fight hunger. We become more factory and farm feed. Like the modern day turkey, we're caged in, dumb feed, the same things every day. Free birds is asking us to break free from those chains. I don't consider myself an animal right activist, but I can understand the overall message of the film. Despite the film good intentions, the makers of this film come off as preachy PETA propaganda nutjobs trying to forced free anti-Thanksgiving values messages. I really doubt it wanted to destroy Thanksgiving, but it came across like that. The movie does have some good moral lessons here, but it's really up to the parents here on what viewpoints, do they want to expose their children to. The movie also talks about atheism, feminism, and not blindingly following someone, and most of all, to question everything. I have to question on where was the humor in this film?! Like weeks old turkey, the humor was really dry. It was hit and miss, with mostly misses. Nobody was laughing at this movie at the theater. Even the kids, who usually laugh at anything, were silent, most of the time. This movie was no Chicken Run (2000). I was deeply looking for something like this. The voice acting is mediocre, but doesn't stand out like other animation films. The movie ending is horrible. It's give up without even trying to solve the loose ends. At less, its gives us a post-credit ending, explaining that. Overall: not a great watch. The movie can go plunk itself.
  • 7.5 of 10. The combination of intelligent, talking turkeys with time travel works to cancel out the nonsense parts of this cartoon like 2 negatives being multiplied in a math problem. The rest of the story is bordering on genius story telling to go along with impressive animation, covering subtleties like feathers to water to fuse burning.

    Sadly, Disney bought its way into the Academy awards with Frozen, so the only way this was getting in was by replacing another genius story with less impressive animation like Ernest & Celestine. As both involve intelligent animal-based fantasies, we can at least look forward to them potentially working together to create a masterpiece that overcomes Oscar nominators being sold out.

    All the award BS aside, one of the few great holiday cartoons that will be worth watching year after year far into the future.
  • supermandisco18 November 2013
    A silly fun comedy should always be welcome no matter how bad it may appeal to some folks who expect a Lion King every time they view an animated movie. Same situation happened with Turbo, which had mixed reviews and I liked that one too. In some ways, this reminded me of Chicken Run which had another animated style. Owen Wilson's turkey hooked me instantly because in many ways his approach was like Lighting McQueen with his cynical point of view, and his startling scenes of yelps. This character actually overshadows everyone else except STEVE, the time traveling machine pod who has got to be every geeks wanna have list. Very functional, and very streamlined. Completely voiced by Star Trek familiar. I will give this feature a C+ because it had promising results and some of the jokes fell through such as the female's turkey eye occasionally coming jarred loose and having to breath inward to reset, never really worked. To me, I think the bigger turkey would have been funnier had Sylvester Stallone did the voice, and probably would have been more endearing, but Owen nailed his part, and I really did like his character a lot. I would actually consider to buy an illustrated book. As far as the evil type pilgrims, in my head I don't think they were in a position to be evil at this point as they were much too busy trying to learn how to survive than have reckless behavior, the space just didn't seem to be there to be this type of spoiled brattiness. However, to animals who are game for food and what not, people always appear evil, so I will take it from their point of view under circumstances. There was nothing wrong with the animation style, just delivery and possibly a crisper script to deliver much needed laughs to break up the nonsense of a tale. The pod of time travel transport was stylish, and I thought one of the most valuable things of this kid's comedy. But Owen's turkey deserves a better chance at a better movie, although this was one heck of a good try.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    This film isn't a classic. However, it's a totally reasonable popcorn flick. Other than some unnecessary stereotyping of American Indians, it's actually quite fun. Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson play off each other beautifully, creating some good laughs. There's also a good cameo from George Takei as a sassy time machine. Things get a little off-beat at times - there's a scene with a flame thrower and another with a sacred time knob. These scenes will either make you laugh or roll your eyes. The movie could have done with a little trimming to pick up the pace, but it's otherwise a solid movie. Definitely worth watching. I would recommend this for younger kids, or those looking for some light-hearted entertainment. While not as good as your average Pixar or Miyazaki, it's no trash either.
  • Watchable is the word that springs to mind for 'Free Birds'. This movie does enough to be mildly entertaining but contains few moments that will make you laugh, especially considering that this is supposed to be an animated 'comedy'.

    The film is silly and perhaps the filmmakers were expecting to get laughs out of the plot alone, but this isn't the case. I can see younger viewers enjoying this film, obviously kids are the primary target audience, but even so I doubt they would choose this over the many other, vastly superior, animated comedies.

    'Free Birds' is a sufficiently entertaining animated film, but it lacks the laughs to consider it a comedy success.
  • This movie is truly the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. In this movie, the turkeys go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. When I watched the movie, I was a changed man, the story was written, the plot existed, and the animation was animated. Truly one of the movies of all time where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. There truly isn't another movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu that is as good as Free Birds. The quote "those are some angry birds" was also very expertly crafted as it was a very in depth reference to the mobile game angry birds, truly one of the movies of all time.
  • dfa12037416 January 2015
    Warning: Spoilers
    Free Birds is the story about Reggie...an outcast of a turkey who is being raised on a farm but is the only one who knows why he and all his other turkey friends are there. When the other turkeys eventually realise what's going on, Reggie still manages to become the main menu item. However, as a quirk of fate, Reggie is picked out by the President to become the Pardoned Turkey. Living the life of riley at the White House, Reggie meets Jake...the (only) member of the Turkeys Liberation Front who's on a mission to go back in time and stop turkey's becoming the item of choice for Thanksgiving Dinner and Reggie is Jakes unwilling Liberation partner. Soon, Reggie & Jake find themselves going back in time and get caught up in the middle of a turkey clan's fight for survival all while trying to avoid becoming dinner themselves.

    Free Birds is another cracker of a movie from DreamWorks and is a movie that the whole family will enjoy. I've read reviews of people complaining about the storyline and that the idea of turkeys going back in time is ridiculous. I've got news for all you moaners...it's an animated movie! Get over it! Is it any more ridiculous than a snail racing in the Indy 500, or a scientist who makes it rain food? Animated movies aren't restricted to "rules" and are supposed to be fun, which is exactly what Free Birds is.

    There are a lot of good funny moments in this movie including Jenny's droopy eye (the timing of which is done masterfully), the constant contests between Jake & Ranger, and the few in-jokes the movie has (the Angry Birds reference for one) as well. The animation - as we have come to expect from animated movies these days - is superb and is crystal clear in Blu-ray and the cast do a fantastic job with their characters.

    I could go on, but I'll just end by saying that Free Birds is a great movie and is very much recommended, so ignore the ridiculous hate and give it a shot.
  • Wirxaw30 March 2014
    Well, first of all I will agree with the majority of reviews - the movie isn't brilliant or groundbreaking. It doesn't have strong sides or advantages. It's plot is recycled. But... at least it doesn't have that much disadvantages either.

    Sure, some comical cliché is present, but overall the script is rather... balanced. Some moments are sillier than others, but movie is watchable without cringes and twitches. There are no moments that reek of clinical mental illness during writing, or unnecessary exaggerations. Cute is cute, cheesy is cheesy, fun is fun.

    Compared to other two unorthodox recent movies, Despicable Me 2 and Meatballs 2, this movie is still better because it has less bad than good. And that's better, than less good than bad. It doesn't have imbecilic animation, it doesn't have intendedly deranged characters(and not in direct sense).

    So I give this 5. It doesn't deserve more by any means. But it doesn't revolt so much for less.
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