Health Club Member
Ecstatic Health Clubber
Alex
Billy
Kyle
Larry
Calvin
Mutant
Joe
Sammy Rocanter
Captain Fomish
Amy
Face Buldger
Jeremy the Scientist
Willing Freakazoid Addict
Tweakin Freakazoid Addict
Laurie
No Arms McGee
Steve Nye the NRA Guy
Morg (as Dan Quaile)
Jehovah's Witness
Brenda
Tanning Bed Victim
Tom
Sauna Rock Victim
Suggestive Death Girl
Paul
Health Club Member (as Morgan Dahlheimer)
Health Club Member (as Kelsey Marino)
Bingo
No More Face Girl
Jesse the Jehovah
Horny Old Guy
Commando Tranny
Determined Health Clubber
Health Club Member (uncredited)