Ted (2012)
Ralph Garman: John's Dad
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Quotes
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Young John : Mom, Dad, guess what? My teddy bear's alive!
John's Mom : Really? Well, isn't that exciting!
Young John : No, Mom! He's really alive! Look!
Young Ted : [Ted walks in the kitchen] Merry Christmas, everybody!
John's Mom : AAAAHHHHHHH!
John's Dad : Jesus H. Fuck!
Young Ted : Let's all be best friends!
John's Mom : OH MY GOD!
John's Dad : Son, get away from that thing! Get over here, right now!
Young John : But Dad...
John's Dad : GET OVER HERE!
John's Mom : Listen to your father! Get over here!
John's Dad : [John walks over to his parents] Helen, get my gun.
Young John : Dad, no!
Young Ted : Is it a hugging gun?
John's Dad : Helen, get my gun and call the police!
Young Ted : I'm sorry, Mr. Bennett. I didn't mean to scare anybody. I just wanted John an I to be friends.
Young John : Yeah, Dad! I made a wish last night that Teddy was alive. And my wish came true!
John's Mom : Oh my god, it's a miracle. It's a Christmas miracle. You're just like the Baby Jesus!
