Ted (2012)

Sam J. Jones: Sam Jones

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Quotes 

• Sam J. Jones : We are gonna party like the '80s.

  Ted : Show us how, Flash.

  Sam J. Jones : It's easy. We just gotta nail a lot of girls named Stephanie.

  Ted : Oh Johnny, I got so much energy. We gotta start doing stupid shit.

• [Sam pours tequila shots and hands them to John and Ted] 

  John : Thanks, Flash.

  Sam J. Jones : There you go, my friend.

  Ted : Thank you.

  Sam J. Jones : [Offering a toast]  Death to Ming!

  John : Haha!

  Ted : Yes!

  [the trio down their shots] 

  Sam J. Jones : Oh, you guys seem pretty cool. You like to party?

  [Rubs nose] 

  Sam J. Jones : [Blank stare at John and Ted's faces before they look at each other] 

  Ted : Uh, cocaine, right?

  Sam J. Jones : Come on, dudes! Don't tell me you've never done it before.

  John : Well, uh, well not recently, no.

  Ted : I thought that was just for people in Florida.

  Sam J. Jones : You better follow me. Come on.

  [Sam walks away] 

  Ted : Johnny, I'm frightened.

• Sam J. Jones : Death to Ming!

• Sam J. Jones : We are gonna party like the 80s.

  Ted : Show us how, Flash!

  Sam J. Jones : Easy. We just gonna nail a lot of girls named Stephanie.

• [John rushes to Ted's apartment] 

  Ted : Johnny, thank Christ you made it.

  John : Dude, I got 10 minutes. Where's Flash Gordon?

  Ted : Okay, get ready. Hey Sam, this is the guy I was telling you about.

  ['Flash's Theme' plays as John sees Sam Jones turn around and walk toward him. He then imagines a scene from 'Flash Gordon' where they both ride a rocket cycle in the skies of Mongo] 

  Sam J. Jones : How you doing?

  [Offers bro fist] 

  Sam J. Jones : Good to meet you.

  John : [Does bro fist with Sam]  I thank you for saving every one of us.

  Sam J. Jones : You're welcome.

  Ted : He acknowledged it!

  Sam J. Jones : Let's do some shots.

  John : With you?

  Ted : Oh my God.

  John : Yes! Oh my God, yes!

  Ted : Totally, yes!

  Sam J. Jones : Let's go!