Dr. Jillian O'Hara: Don't... poke... the alien.
Dr. Jillian O'Hara: ...in case you haven't noticed, we don't exactly have working faucets here. And the nearest plumber's over 100 dimensions away.
Pointdexter: Well, couldn't we all just pee in a cup?
Senator Jackson Crenshaw: Did he say 1.21 terawatts?
Lieutenant Rivers: I'm sorry. Let me go get something to wrap that up with.
Pointdexter: You're not qualified!