4 June 2021 | f-88612
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Our initiation prayer: I am a child of the Swamp. I await the day the Mighty Ogrelord descends from the Great Swamp in the sky.
"Cutting onions with a knife, Shrek is love, Shrek is life."
In the beginning there was only lava, held together by gravity.
A disturbance came upon the world, it was Shrekism.
He yelled "Let there be layers in my swamp"
As the earths crust begun to assemble swamps appeared,the first layer had been made, others formed below it.
Onions sprouted from the ground, yet again came another disturbance, several swamps started to dry and cities appeared, one of the layers had changed into now called Lord farquaadist, he was and is the fallen layer.
Shrek yelled "what are ya doin in ma swamp" and thus begun shreksodus.
Shrek had been banished from his own swamp, swamps were paved and cities grew. This was Shreks darkest hour.
A Farkwardist dragon, had kidnapped the Princess of the city, Shrek was indifferent.
The prophecy spoke of a knight to save the princess, Shrek however was forlorn he had lost all but one of his great life giving swamps.
He only wanted to stay in his swamp. But
Then an anti-farquaadist donkey had appeared, to Shrek. The Shrekorsist had appeared.
Shrek had never wanted to leave his swamp. But with the birth of the dark Lord Faquaad, he had no choice but to return.
He appeared in the city, where Faquaad challenged Shrek.
Shrek was sent to fight Farwuaad's guards. He famously quoted "Can't we just settle this over a pint, he proceeded to Shrek the guards.