Tony
Steve
Joe
John
Mary
Sarah
Brian (as Rick Sudi Karatas)
Michael
Laura
Danny (as Darren Keefe)
Carlos
Trish
Kathy
Stefanie
Keith
Rachel (as Jae Choe)
Maria
Self
Sister Betty
Dr. Feist
Psychic
Evangelist
Therapist
Gina, The Stripper
Harold
Glen
Leonard
Informercial Guy
Young Mary
Young Tony
Hot Girl, The Slapper
Cute Guy On Street
Pizza Guy
Jake
Matt, Video Store Guy
Waitress
Caterer (as Felipe Pina)
Bartender (as Chris Gaida)
Sexy Restaurant Patron
Slo-Mo Sidewalk Girl
Loco
Diablo
Muggs
Smokey (as Manuel Suarez)
Sweet Jesus
Save That Boy
Sweater Guy (as Phil Agresta)
Sanctimonious Couple
Caroler 1
Caroler 2
Caroler 3
Mr. Socket
Nun 1 (as Charity Johnson)
Gay Couple in Park
Captain Obvious (uncredited)
Bar Patron (uncredited)