Jesus: Scratch any sin and just below the surface you'll find pride.

Jesus: People steal because they think they deserve what other people have worked hard for.

Jesus: They hop from bed to bed because they feel entitled to just satisfy themselves no matter who it hurts, no matter what pain that it causes.

Melissa: The state trooper down the road said you guys were closed.

Jesus: Yeah, he's been trying to keep people away from me for years. It's a personal thing.

Hank: Hey, how did you know our names?

Jesus: I'm Jesus. I know everything. I know all of you. I've known you since before you were born. And I've got a plan for each of you, a perfect plan. All you have to do is believe in me.

Jesus: Would you like some water?

Melissa: Yeah.

Kayla: Do you have any coffee?

Jesus: I'm sorry, all I serve here is water.

Kayla: You have got to be kidding me.

Melissa: This tastes great.

Jesus: It's my own recipe. Two molecules of hydrogen and one of oxygen.