Sinfully Sweet Mommy

Syren de Mer's stage name means Siren of the Sea, which makes me wonder how she'd handle a fantasy assignment in a tale by Homer or the like. But until that unlikely casting occurs she reigns as a wonderful MILF in Adult Cinema, utterly convincing in these familiar tales of faux incest.

Tyler Nixon is the lucky (and ageless, now 34 still playing 20) son of a gun, who's been kicked out of college and comes to live with his new stepmom. He's a virgin who got in trouble for watching a co-ed masturbate in her room; daddy is so conservative he wouldn't even let his kid watch porn.

Not so stepmommy, as she lets Tyler watch her masturbate and later takes pity on him, giving him a full-scale sexual experience that includes a creampie plus subsequent money shot.

Syren avoids the cliches of the role, portraying an earthy character, uninhibited yet empathetic. Nixon, however, seems to just play let's-pretend in his umpteenth repetition of the bewildered kiddo.