Parzival: Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story...

Art3mis: Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe.

Halliday: She wanted to go dancing, so we watched a movie.

Sixer #1: It's fucking Chucky!

Halliday: I created the OASIS because I never felt at home in the real world. I just didn't know how to connect with people there. I was afraid for all my life, right up until the day I knew my life was ending. And that was when I realized that... as terrifying and painful as reality can be, it's also... the only place that... you can get a decent meal. Because, reality... is real.

Parzival: People come to the Oasis for all the things they can do, but they stay for all the things they can be.

Aech: I've never seen the Shining. Is it really Scary?

Sho: Uh... I had to watch it... through my fingers.

Sho: Ninjas don't hug!

Aech: [Discussing Parzival's upcoming date with Art3mis] Z, you gotta be more careful about who you meet out on the OASIS.

Parzival: Aech, Art3mis gets me. She'll get my outfit, there's just this connection. I mean, sometimes, we even...

Aech: Finish each other's sentences.

Parzival: Yeah!

Aech: We have that, me and you.

Parzival: Yeah, I know. But that's because we're best friends, dude.

[Puts hand up for a high-five]

Aech: She could be a dude too, dude.

Parzival: Nah, come on.

Aech: I'm serious. She could actually be a 300 pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck.

[Puts hand on Parzival's shoulder]

Aech: Think about that.

Parzival: First to the Key!

Aech: First to the Egg!

Anorak: In the form of my avatar, Anorak the all knowing. I created three keys. Three hidden challenges test worthy traits, revealing three hidden keys to three magic gates. And those with the skill to survive these strengths will reach the end, where the prize awaits.

Halliday: Maybe we should stop talking about it and start showing it. If you all want to reach under your seats, you'll find there's nothing there.

Parzival: A creator who hates his own creation. A hidden key: a leap not taken. Retrace your steps, escape your past. And the key of Jade will be yours at last.

Parzival: Since most people spend most of their time in the Oasis, losing your shit means, well, losing your shit.

Art3mis: Sho?

Sho: What? Do I have to wear a sign saying, "I am 11 years old, shoot me first"? No, thanks.

Art3mis: Get outta town. Buckaroo Banzai!

Parzival: Huh?

Art3mis: I like it! I like Buckaroo Banzai!

Parzival: Oh thanks!

Art3mis: Its Great!

I-R0k: No man is a failure who has friends.

[first lines]

Announcer: Get ready for the feel, the real of real. X1. No pain, no gain.

Wade: Sho?

Sho: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm 11, so what?

Daito: His real name is Xo.

Sho: But everyone else calls me Sho, no big deal.

Wade: No. It is a big deal. Sho, you're the world's most badass 11-year-old ever.

Daito: He knows.

Sho: Shut up! Let him tell me.

Anorak: Let the hunt for Halliday's Easter Egg, begin.

I-R0k: Well, well. Buckaroo Blows it.

Anorak: The keys aren't just laying around under a rock somewhere. I suppose you could say they're invisible, hidden in a dark room that's at the centre of a maze, that's located somewhere up here.

Sorrento: Who is this 'Parzival' and how the hell is he winning?

Art3mis: [Repeated line]

[after helping Wade escape]

Art3mis: You'll forgive me for this, I promise.

Parzival: [Before shooting Art3mis so she can escape IOI] You'll forgive me for this, I promise.

Art3mis: Ok mister dead guy, cool if I lead?

I-R0k: '... whereas my plan, which was cool because: I rock, actually worked'

[responding to Sorrento accusing him of failure]