Quotes (44)

Branch: I don't do high fives.

Cloud Guy: Slap it, boss.

Branch: Nope.

Cloud Guy: A little slappy, make daddy happy?

Branch: That's just weird.

Cloud Guy: Here, just do this...

[high-fives himself]

Cloud Guy: ... but with your hand.

Branch: Thank you for that demonstration of what I will not be doing.

Poppy: Branch! It's just a high-five! The others lead to certain death! Get perspective!

Branch: Fine!

[goes for a high-five, but Cloud Guy pulls away]

Cloud Guy: Too slow!

Branch: I don't trust him. Who wears socks with no shoes?

Poppy: I'm sorry. I should have listened to you. You told me not to throw the party, and I threw it anyway. And it's my fault they were taken, and now I don't know what to do.

Branch: Why don't you try scrapbooking them to freedom?

Poppy: [pause] Solid burn, Branch.

Branch: Do you have to sing?

Poppy: I always sing when I'm in a good mood.

Branch: Do you have to be in a good mood?

Poppy: Why wouldn't I be? By this time tomorrow, I'll be with all my friends. I wonder what they're all doing right now.

Branch: Probably being digested.

Poppy: They're alive, Branch, I know it!

Branch: You don't know anything, Poppy, and I can't wait to see the look on your face when you realize you realize the world isn't all cupcakes and rainbows, cause it isn't.

Poppy: Hey, I know it's not all cupcakes and rainbows, but I'd rather go through life thinking that it mostly is instead of being like you. You don't sing. You don't dance. So gray all the time. What happened to you?

Branch: Shhh!

Poppy: A Bergen?

Branch: Maybe.

Poppy: There's no Bergen is there? You just said that so I'd stop talking.

Branch: Maybe.

King Gristle: And what might your name be?

Bridget: Uhh...

Biggie: Lady!

Guy Diamond: Glitter!

Smidge: Sparkles!

Branch: Seriously?

Bridget: Lady Glitter Sparkles Seriously.

Poppy: Hey, I know it's not all cupcakes and rainbows, but I'd rather go through life thinking that it mostly is instead of being like you. You don't sing. You don't dance. So gray all the time. What happened to you?

Branch: You don't get sarcasm, do you?

Cooper: I think I had a sarcasm once.

Poppy: Oh, that's great. You're the one guy who knows more about Bergens than anyone... but, when we finally need you, you just want to hide here forever?

Branch: Forever?

[scoffs]

Branch: No.

[Branch pulls a lever that leads them down to an even bigger bunker]

Branch: Yeah, I really only have enough supplies down here to last me 10 years, 11 if I'm willing to store and drink my own sweat, which I am. You all said I was crazy, huh? Well, who's crazy now? Me, crazy prepared!

[from trailer]

Branch: My name is Branch and I am a troll. Why do I live in a heavily fortified survival bunker? Because right outside my door lurks a nightmare named Poppy. Poppy is the leader of the trolls, and it's not her fault she's so insanely happy. She's just never faced a real problem until now.

Poppy: [sings] Stars shining bright above you...

Branch: Really? More singing?

Creek: Tune out his negative vibrations: they're toxic. Some folks just don't want to be happy.

Bridget: I can't believe something like that would just happen? And it just DID! I'm so happy I could just scream! Aaaaah aaah.

Poppy: I could scream too! Creek is alive!

PoppyChenilleCooperBiggieGuy DiamondSmidgeDJ SukiSatin: [scream happily]

Branch: [screams hoarsely]

Cooper: *That's* your happy shout?

Branch: It's been a while.

Poppy: [singing] Stars shining bright above you.

Branch: Seriously, more singing?

Poppy: Yes, seriously. Singing helps me relax. Maybe you ought to try it.

Branch: I don't sing and I don't relax. This is the way I am and I like it. I also like a little silence!

King Peppy: No Troll left behind!

Poppy: Why won't you sing?

Branch: Because singing killed my grandma OKAY!

Branch: [to Poppy] When you're all in trouble, and the survival of every Troll is in your hands, I sure hope the answer is singing, dancing and hugging, 'cause that's all you can ever do.

Biggie: That is NOT true. Poppy can also scrapbook!

Branch: I can't believe you're going to be Queen one day!

Chef: He who controls the trolls controls the kingdom, and I am that he!

Cooper: You're a dude?

Branch: Do you have to sing?

Poppy: I always sing when I'm in a good mood.

Branch: Do you have to be in a good mood?

Poppy: Why wouldn't I be? By this time tomorrow, I'll be with all my friends. I wonder what they're all doing right now.

Branch: Probably being digested.

Poppy: They're alive, Branch, I know it!

Branch: You don't know anything, Poppy, and I can't wait to see the look on your face when you realize you realize the world isn't all cupcakes and rainbows, cause it isn't.

Branch: I don't do high fives.

[after Poppy sings "The Sound Of Silence"]

Branch: May I?

[Poppy gives Branch her ukulele, thinking he'll play it, but he promptly throws it in the campfire and goes to sleep]

Poppy: Thank you!

Branch: No, thank you.

Poppy: For what?

Branch: For showing me how to be happy.

Branch: Shh!

Poppy: Is it a Bergen?

Branch: Maybe.

[pause]

Poppy: There's no Bergen, is there? You just wanted me to stop talking.

Branch: Maybe.

Branch: I'm not going to your party.

Branch: Face it Poppy, sometimes people go in to other people's mouths and they don't come out!

[repeated line]

Smidge: Oh, my God!

Branch: So you're gonna scrapbook them to freedom?

Creek: Just when I was about to accept my fate, I had what I can only describe as a spiritual awakening.

Creek: [Flashback, about to be eaten] I don't wanna die!

King Peppy: Here, right here, is where we will rebuild our civilization! It has everything we need: fresh air, clean water... and sweet acoustics!

Branch: Seriously, more singing?

Branch: Probably being digested.

Branch: I don't sing and I don't relax. This is the way I am, and I like it. I also like a little silence!

Branch: You don't know anything, Poppy, and I can't wait to see the look on your face when you realize you realize the world isn't all cupcakes and rainbows, cause it isn't.

Branch: Uh uh, they're your friends.

Branch: Nope.

Branch: Fine!

Branch: Shhh!

Branch: Do you have to sing?

Branch: Do you have to be in a good mood?

Branch: What? No!

Branch: I knew it!

Branch: Maybe

Branch: A Bergen

Branch: What's your plan?