Despicable Me 2 (2013)

Russell Brand: Dr. Nefario

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Quotes 

• El Macho : I am not afraid of your jelly guns.

  Dr. Nefario : Oh, this ain't no jelly gun, sunshine.

  [uses the fart gun on El Macho, knocking him out cold from the stench] 

• Gru : The highest honor awarded to Dr. Nefario for your years of service, the 21-fart gun salute!

  [21 fart guns fire] 

  Dr. Nefario : [coughs]  Uh, I counted 22.

• Gru : You brought the girls?

  Dr. Nefario : Yes. Oh. Was that wrong?

• Dr. Nefario : Listen, Gru, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about for some time now.

  Gru : What? What's wrong?

  Dr. Nefario : Um... I miss being evil. Sinister plots, large-scale crimes, it's what I live for. I mean, don't you think there's more to our future than jelly?

  Gru : Well, I'm also considering a line of jams.

  Dr. Nefario : Um, the thing is, Gru, I've had an offer of employment elsewhere.

  Gru : Dr. Nefario! Come on. You're kidding, right?

  Dr. Nefario : It's a great opportunity for me; bigger lab, more evil, full dental.

• El Macho : [revealing his evil plan to set genetically modified Minions on the world]  We can do it together.

  Gru : Together?

  El Macho : Together. I have admired your work for years, amigo. Stealing the moon? Are you kidding? We would be unstoppable. Men like you, men like me... we should be ruling the world! So, are you in?

  Dr. Nefario : [popping a party favor]  Whoo-hoo!

  Gru : Uh, yeah, probably.

  El Macho : Probably?

  Gru : [nervously making his way to the exit]  I mean, yes. Yes. Of course, yes. I just have a lot going on right now. I just need to get some things off my plate before we start taking over the world, that's all.

  El Macho : Excuse me?

  Gru : No, no, forget it. 100% I am in. I think... what is... do you hear that? I do. That's Agnes calling me from on the surface.

  [the elevator doors close, then open again, revealing him frantically pushing the floor buttons] 

  Gru : Totally in.

  El Macho : [to Dr. Nefario as the doors close again]  Do you know what? I'm not so convinced that he is in.

• El Macho : You have not lost your touch, my friend.

  Gru : Aha! I knew it. You are El Macho.

  El Macho : That's right!

  Gru : Nobody believed me! Ho, ho. But I knew you weren't dead.

  El Macho : Of course not. I merely faked my death. But now, it's time for me... to make a spectacular return to evil. Doctor, I think it's time we showed Gru what we're up to here.

  Gru : Dr. Nefario?

  Dr. Nefario : Nice to see you, Gru.

  Gru : Wha... so this is your new job opportunity?

  Dr. Nefario : Absolutely. You're gonna like this.

  El Macho : [revealing one of the Minions]  Sorry. I had to borrow some of your minions, but it was for a worthy cause.

  Gru : Ooh. Kevin. Ugh.

  El Macho : No, he's not Kevin anymore. Now he is an indestructible, mindless killing machine.