Pandora's XXX Toy Box

This is one of the worst of Penthouse's assembly-line vignette features, carelessly made by Cash Markman. It's bait and switch, unfunny attempts at humor and desultory sex footage.

Celeste Star is the beautiful host in title role introducing five sex scenes but not appearing in any of them. At the end she whips out a dildo (for purchase from Penthouse) that she's been hawking repeatedly, and tells the viewer to wait for a follow-up feature to see her masturbate with it. Fortunately they didn't make another of these stinkers, and she masturbates anyway with the dildo during the end credits but photographed from strictly soft-core angles & distances to cheat the fans.

Cash predictably thinks he's creative with an extremely lame restaurant scene aping the "Harry Met Sally" verbal orgasm by Meg Ryan. It's strictly a groaner.

Dumb premise has Celeste pulling out all sorts of toys from her box (after announcing numerous double entendres penned by the auteur), holding them up to the camera like one of those obnoxious house ads that used to fill up time on Vivid Video releases. But the toy she describes is generally not present in the vignette she's introducing, as Cash couldn't care less about even such simple structural devices. She talks about a ben wa ball kit but the vignette has Danny Mountain masturbating with one of those fake pussy contraptions instead.

Breast in show is McKenzie Lee, and the Brit superstar manages to maintain a bit of decorum and stiff upper lip as she demonstrates deep throat on James Deen after getting some magical throat spray. I'm sure Penthouse's website had a run on the product after folks watched her scene -after all, that's the only reason to have shot this junker.

Casting made use of plenty of Brit Porn talent, besides Mountain and Lee we have Syren Sexton bedding down with Tommy Gunn as newlyweds testing a sex product (his & hers lubes) that some idiot sent them as a wedding gift. Probably the same idiot who hired Markman.