Kyle 'Pledge' Motes
Rico
Professor Street
President Dumervile
Mr. Motes
Kegston
Rex Moonberry
39 (as George Snarberg)
Caitlin
Merkhaus
Rodney 'Night Train' Maine
Merkhaus' Dad
Mr. Hodgkinson
Richie Sambora
Max
El Nino
Hodges
Thames
T-Brow
Giles
Renato
Steak Mungro (as Russell Aziz)
Cop 1
Cop 2
Beta Fraternity Member (as Nic Nac)
Beta Fraternity Member 2 (as Dossett March)
Eric
Pi Member 2
Mrs. Maine (as Karen McClain)
Mrs. Hodgkinson
Thames' Father
El Nino's Father
El Nino's Mother
Renato's Dad
Renato's Father
Mr. Collison
Mrs. Collison
T-Brow's Mom (as Heather Leigh)
Mom
Brittany (as Chaenel Downey)
Night Train's Date
Richie Sambora's Date
Melissa
Vanessa
News Reporter
T-Brow's Date (as Renée Mignosa)
Fifi Larue
Clap It Up Guy
Horace 'Broomsticks' Newton
Social Worker
Sailor
Mike Martinez Sportscaster
Smoker at Party
Futuristic Party Go-er
Hamilton Student
Macho Student
Beatrice
Sports Reporter
Female Student (as Kelly Sarah)
Rico Supporter (as Clayton Shane Farris)
Sam (as Joey Brewer)