Carrie Fisher: Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

Carrie Fisher: You know how they way "Religion is the opiate of the masses?" Well I took masses of opiates religiously!

Carrie Fisher: Where I am may not be everyone's view of Heaven, but if I'm quiet enough, I can hear the angels sing. Either that or I fucked up my medication.

Carrie Fisher: I haven't been naked in fifteen years. And I haven't been sleeveless in twenty. Some of you ladies would know what I'm talking about.