Nasty Anal Tryouts: POV+

Ahh Christmas time, nothing quite like it, family gathered around celebration and wine everywhere it's the perfect time of year.

But when my Grandmother came over to visit for the first time in 4 years we decided to go to great lengths to find her favourite film "Nasty Canal Tryouts" a film about people trying out home made Canal boats and set a challenge to brave the deep waters. Unfortunately there was a bit of a miscommunication at the X-Rated video store and we got this instead.

Myself and my Father and my Grandmother decided to watch this film anyway since it was too late and it was a beautiful family Christmas eve. This film is crudely shot perhaps on purpose to make it seem like an indie film I noticed heavy use of what appeared to be steady-cam like the one in The Shining by Stanley Kubrick.

My Grandmother couldn't help but remark that some of the anuses in this film were as dirty as the canal water in the film that we were supposed to get anyway so I suppose that she was quite happy. I was gripped from the start it has the suspense of an action film staring Arnold Schwarzenegger but with better acting. The reason for this sense was the risk involved, because of the anal scenes none of the women took any birth control but on more than one occasion I spotted egg-nog dripping from ring to flap.

My Father really enjoyed this film and said that it reminded him of his childhood hitting ant hills with sticks and watching all of the ants fly out. It was a really lovely welcome for my Grandmother who was concerned about myself and my Father because since my Mother ran away with the local hot shot 40 year old paper boy my Father has never been the same.

It was a beautiful family moment, I can really recommend this film if not for its acting for its amazing attention to detail and wait there is indeed more...

There is a plot twist at the end that I really didn't see coming, to put you in the mood; Dimly lit room, Christmas tree and tinsel lighting and our television set being the only source of light and suspense in the air as if we were all bonding and thinking the same thing... We couldn't believe it, we just stood there in utter silence as I accidentally sat on the remote and changed the DVD to the one of me dressed as a woman masturbating into a mirror... It was really embarrassing and I'm going to have to deduct one point from the film because of that.

Ratings: My Rating: 8/10 Really enjoyed the plot twists and feel like with time Jessica Alba could become a great actress.

My Dads Rating: 8/10 - Christmas is the time of year to spend with your family, it's a shame mine is so messed up though. I knew I shouldn't have let my Son collect those Littlwoods underwear catalogues.

My Nans Rating: 4/10 - It was suspenseful sure, but it was extremely crude and it had absolutely nothing to do with Canals.