7 April 2015 | cliveowen-38117
The worst movie ever...so bad I signed up to write a review
Where to begin? Acting is mediocre at best.
Storyline is like something a couple of middle school kids would makeup during a lunch break.
Like the previous reviewer had stated....the monologue is excessive, boring, wanders off on ridiculous tangents....AWFUL! This movie was the most painful movie I have ever watched. I literally quit watching the movie and then later resumed it 4 times.
For a 90 minute movie it felt like 4 hours.
The movie is so boring. I can think of maybe 2 scenes that total 3 minutes where the movie actually made me turn my head to fully see the screen. Prior to that I shifted between listening with both eyes closed and then laying on my side with only one eye partially opened....it is that bad.
I really think this movie must have gotten a 5+ rating because of Spike Lee's name.
Not that Spike Lee has ever done a great movie....but the fact that Spike Lee is just a cool name.
Do yourself a favor....slide down razor blades into a pool of alcohol and skip this movie. You'll feel much better in the end.