24 March 2012 | Terastas
What were you expecting?
Okay, look, we all know about the movie that came before this. So if you saw that and you're honestly interested in the sequel, there are only two possible explanations: A) You are trying to plunge yourself into the depths of hell by finding the worst movie ever, or B) you love to laugh at incredibly bad movies.
If it's the former, don't bother, this isn't it. But if it's the latter, you're in luck. This movie is so bad, it's hilarious.
The predecessor was most critically panned for relying on ridiculous leaps of logic to move its plot along, like magic moonbeams and a giant otter-faced octopus. "In Search of the Titanic" is NOTHING BUT that kind of craziness -- it begins only five minutes in, and it just gets crazier from there.
The first one was insulting. But this one is just too stupid and random to possibly be taken seriously. It's like the crew WANTED this movie to be as laughably crazy as possible.
And they succeeded. If you do watch this, watch it with a group of friends; you'll have a gay old time mocking it together.