Harry Wiseman
Little Ernie
Little Eric (as Thomas Atkinson)
Sadie Bartholomew
MC
George Bartholomew (as Jim Moir)
Jack Hylton
Young Eric
Young Ernie
Landlady
Lily
Eric Morecambe
Ernie Wise
Doreen
Lola
Gordon Noval
Stage Door Keeper 1
Stage Door Keeper 2
Stage Door Keeper 3
Doug
Heckler
Joan
Ronnie Waldman
Nigel
Vernon
Fishmonger
Edna
Billy Crackers
Girl From Vasaria (as Carolynne Good)
Usherette
Self (voice) (archive footage) (uncredited)
Thomas (uncredited)
Arthur Tolcher (uncredited)
Audience member (uncredited)