Messina High (2015)

Owen Drake: Benny Highcliff

Quotes 

• Chase : Just Messina girls or are you talking about any girls?

  Benny Highcliff : Any girls who are shallow, incurious, makeup fixated, whiny, dishonest, bobble headed, vapid, two timing waste is a perfectly good oxygen. So yeah, probably any girls.

• Chase : Hayley's like my sister, okay and you're like my brother. It was meant to be.

  Benny Highcliff : It was meant to be incestuous?

• Benny Highcliff : I think high school girls are the problem. I should go online and find a good cougar.

  Chase : Just make sure she's not married.

  Benny Highcliff : Where's the fun in that?

  Chase : Good point.

• Chase : So what, for now, you just gonna call back to your right hand?

  Benny Highcliff : Actually

  [points at his left hand] 

  Benny Highcliff : I got my eyes on your sister.

• Bernice Leonard : Don't worry Benny, you'll get another chance to not amuse anyone with your flaccid one liners.

  [Walks away with Chase and Hayley] 

  Benny Highcliff : [loudly]  Only the deeply insecure feel the need to have the last word.

  Claudio : Hmm, you know that kind of...

  Benny Highcliff : Shut up!

• Benny Highcliff : [narrating]  In Messina high, they keep the lights low during the day to save energy. I'm sure it's irritating if you like to drain three pointers topless during fifth period like B-dog here, but it does make getting a handy under the bleachers much easier or so I've heard.