That Awkward Moment (2014)
Zac Efron: Jason
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Quotes
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Preppy Guy : I need a drink too. I'll get you a drink too.
Ellie : Honestly what if I enjoy the drink. What happens then?
Preppy Guy : I'd love to hear what you think happens then.
Ellie : I'll tell you what happens then we go play beer pong with your two roommates until I end up back at yours in Murray hill.
Preppy Guy : Yeah, that's right how'd you know that.
Ellie : Yeah then I have to listen to your roommate have sex with Hilary, or Emily or whatever the girl's name is, until we fall asleep. And then a year later we're still playing beer pong in the same bars with your friends except now you feel pressured to get married and have kids because you think that's what I want.
Jason : Then in the summers you drive up to the Hampton to meet his parents wondering the whole ride if they're going to think your pretty enough.
Ellie : Smart.
Jason : Wondering the whole ride if they're going to think you're smart enough.
Ellie : Because no one is and then we have to drink shitty chardonnay.
Jason : At a shitty garden party.
Ellie : And have shitty conversations.
Jason : About shitty people.
Ellie : With his shitty mother.
Jason : Who let's face it doesn't think you're smart enough.
Ellie : Pretty.
Jason : Let's face it, doesn't think you're pretty enough.
Ellie : Because no one is.
Jason : No one ever will be.
Preppy Guy : What's all that shit, I'm just talking about a drink.
Jason : Yeah, but it wasn't just a drink though, was it.
Ellie : It was a marriage proposal.
Preppy Guy : Woah marriage , nah. It was a vodka soda. Alright fuck you guys then.
[preppy guy walks away]
Jason : Drink?
Ellie : Yep.
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Jason : Dude, are you taking a shit in there?
Daniel : Absolutely not.
Jason : Every time you come over, you take a shit.
Daniel : No, I'm not taking a shit, I'm using a self-tanner!
Jason : Self-tanner?
Daniel : Yeah, I told that assistant in Vogue I couldn't hang out 'cause I was in Tulum. I'm trying to face her off my roster.
[he pauses briefly]
Daniel : Also, I am taking a shit.
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Mikey : Which one of you divas uses self-tanner?
Daniel : I do, why?
[Mikey walks out of the bathroom in nothing but a towel]
Mikey : Because I beat off with it last night.
Daniel : Why... why didn't you even read the bottle?
Mikey : I was a little drunk.
Mikey : My shit is orange.
[Mikey opens towel]
Jason : Oh!
Mikey : Look at this!
Daniel : Oh my God!
Jason : Oh no!
Daniel : Who knew that could even happen to you? I didn't know you could change colors.
Mikey : Stop.
Jason : Your dick looks like a yam.
Daniel : Your dick looks like a traffic cone.
Mikey : Just stop.
Daniel : Your dick looks like a can of cheddar Pringles.
Mikey : That's fucked up.
Jason : Your dick looks like Spike Lee at a Knicks game.
Daniel : If your dick was jumping over the river, it would be the General Lee.
[Takes a sip out of his mug and spits it out in a fit of laughter]
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Jason : And he would give anything to back to that moment
Jason : The moment where they first met.
Jason : Before anything went wrong.
Jason : Before he didn't show up for her when she needed him most.
Jason : Before he understood that being there for somebody when it's most difficult is really all that relationships are.
Jason : Jason knew that now.
Jason : And he was so sorry for what he had done.
Jason : But Jason also realized that in that moment, he wasn't afraid, because he thought wasn't the one.
Jason : He was absolutely terrified, because he knew she was.
Jason : And if she could give him just one more chance,
Jason : just one more chance,
Jason : she knew where to find him.
