Admission (2013)

Paul Rudd: John Pressman

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Quotes 

• John Pressman : Do you think you have a room for one more in your life?

  Portia Nathan : One more what?

  John Pressman : One more... person.

  Portia Nathan : [misunderstanding that John is talking about himself]  Oh John, that's *so* sweet. But, uh, you seem like a great guy, too. And you can handle an *axe* and you have a very nice nose in your... face, but I have a long-term boyfriend. Long, long, long term. And, you know, we are happy. We're very happy. We're so... happy. It's... woah. Wow! Happy is one of those words that if you say it a lot, it loses its meaning.

• Portia Nathan : You may have built schools in third world countries and cleaned contaminated water from villages, but you have never tried to get a kid into Princeton.

  John Pressman : Neither have you.

  Portia Nathan : *I am not trying.* I am an admissions officer. I am just helping *you* try, as I would with any outstanding student who may have been overlooked. There's nothing improper going on here.

  [John winks at Porcia]