- Bill Bailey: [describing a James Blunt song] I was listening to a song of his, right, and it's... well, I say song, y'know, it's... mawkish, sentimental piffle came dribbling out the radio, like oral potpourri from a lavender hanky drawer of a 19th century dowager.
- Bill Bailey: Creationists, mainly, are Americans who think that the world was created in 1982 to coincide with the rise of Supertramp.