25 February 2014 | jm10701
The worst movie I have ever seen
This is a terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE movie! I didn't believe it could be as bad as previous reviewers said it was, but I was wrong. They were right!
I admire those who held out for 40 minutes and more. They deserve a medal! I hit eject at 9:32, after Christine Lahti (didn't she use to be good?) said, at her son's wedding, "Tell him his ear wax is making me nauseous." I mean, I'm from a dysfunctional family, but even we weren't ALL obnoxious morons like every single person in this horrible movie; and we weren't even rich!
Has there ever been a stupider screenplay than this? A more clumsily wasted group of actors? More incompetent direction?
This is by far the worst movie I have ever seen, and I've seen Plan 9 from Outer Space.