Custodian: What if you don't show up?

Jill: It means I'm dead.

Powers: She stuck with her story. And now everytime a girl goes missing, she thinks it's her guy and she's in here breaking my balls.

Peter Hood: She can always move in with me. I like 'em a little crazy.

[first lines]

Jill: Are you going to say hi?

Molly: Maybe tomorrow after my final. Right now I've got to become an expert on marginal productivity theory.

Jill: I'd ask you what that is, but then I'm afraid you'd tell me.

Jill: What's a few meds between sisters?

Jill: He never existed. It was all in my head.

Custodian: Wow, I always figured if I met a girl as pretty as you, money would change hands. I just thought it would be in the other direction.

Lt. Ray Bozeman: Mrs. Conway! Adults have the right to disappear.