Portlandia (TV Series)
Mayor Is Missing (2011)
Kumail Nanjiani: Cell Phone Salesman
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Quotes
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Cell Phone Salesman : Great! Okay so you're all set, you're all signed up. Um... now there is a nominal fee if you want to keep your current phone number
Various Characters : Yeah I thought that was a free service
Cell Phone Salesman : After you pay for it, it is free. So...
Various Characters : Okay
Cell Phone Salesman : It's just a one time fee that you annually
Various Characters : It's not a one time fee. But...
Cell Phone Salesman : -it is one time in that you only pay one time a year
Various Characters : Great
Various Characters : That's not one time!
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Cell Phone Salesman : Great! Okay so you're all set, you're all signed up. I'm... now there is a nominal fee if you want to keep your current phone number
Various Characters : Yeah I thought that was a free service
Cell Phone Salesman : After you pay for it, it is free. So...
Various Characters : Okay
Cell Phone Salesman : It's just a one time fee that you annually
Various Characters : It's not a one time fee. But...
Cell Phone Salesman : -it is one time in that you only pay one time a year
Various Characters : Great
Various Characters : That's not one time!
