David Lord contributes to the failure of both segments of this Pure Taboo DVD, delivering extremely poor acting in the title scene and following up as inept director of the other vignette. Thanks for nothing, Dave.
He plays a selfish and wealthy dad who makes his daughter Jane Wilde contract with him regarding her marriage if she wants to inherit his billions. Insulting gimmick she uses to outwit him is that he insists on proof that she consummates the marriage (to Dante Colle), so he can have a kid even though Jane is a lesbian. Her solution: only having anal sex (including an anal-creampie) with Dante, the proof being daddy forced to watch them hump. No bambino from anal sex, duh!
If this weren't bad enough, Lord's awful line readings, followed by his tedious discomfort at watching -in the mode of those dreary Cuckold genre videos, ruin the interminable scene.
"You'll Always Have a Home with Us" has Lord directing himself in a brief cameo as a police detecctive -no harm there, but the scene is lousy. Paisley Porter plays a busty kid who is very obnoxious to her foster parents Lauren Phillips and Dick Chibbles, but the scene results in a threesome in which the loathsome Chibbles gets to hump both ladies, a stomach-turner for porn fans. Casting creepy Chibbles in this sex role is a no-no; the only worse casting that came to my mind is if director Lord had cast himself in that role.
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