27 February 2012 | xanderificus
The video game probably had better acting
Cliché after cliché, this is a bad way to spend 48 minutes. Maybe if I were a gamer and knew the storyline of the video game, I might have gotten more out of this. It seems to me, though, that any project of this type (including movies based on comic books and graphic novels) must be able to stand on its own and not be dependent on a small demographic for its success.
This was so bad, it hurt. Written by and starring Felicia "I act with my eyes" Day, this makes Roger Corman look like Kubrick.
Really, the only cliché this was missing was the villain yelling "YOU MADE ME" at the heroes. It was, at least, implied with his "How could I not? It was almost involuntary."