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Linkara: I am a man!

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Linkara: This comic sucks!

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Linkara: It's magic. I don't have to explain it.

Linkara: [in German accent] Of course. Don't you know anything about science?

Linkara: Because poor literacy is cool.

Linkara: Wait. What?

Linkara: [Repeated line] Hello and welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn.

Linkara: [Whenever a Frank Miller comic is spotlighted] Say...

[looks at pocket watch]

Linkara: It's Miller Time.

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Linkara: Shock of all shocks!

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Linkara: I love alliteration.