Best Man Down (2012)

Michael Landes: Priest

Quotes 

• Ramsey : Don't you have candles to light, or like... wine and crackers to hand out?

  Priest : That's what you think I do? Mood lighting and catering?

• Ramsey : Hot date?

  Priest : What are you doing here?

  Ramsey : You know I like to watch. I hate it when you pull the blinds, Dad.

  Priest : [sighs]  I'm not your dad.

  Ramsey : Dad, father, father, dad... Whatever. I need 50 bucks.

  Priest : I don't have 50 bucks. This is really your best option? Blackmailing a priest?

  Ramsey : Think of it as community welfare.

  Priest : Is there a doctor or a lawyer you can hustle?

  Ramsey : If you want me to go back to taking it out of the offering tray, I will.