Hardly Beloved (2011 Video)

Eryk Baranowski: Eryk, Young Chad

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Quotes 

• Danielle : Eryk, I brought you to the park to run around and play! What's the problem?

  Eryk : You're the problem! Bad guy! You've got nuts in your udders!

  Danielle : What does that even mean?

  [to herself] 

  Danielle : I give up. I swear...

  [into the phone] 

  Danielle : Hello?

  Chad Podosek : [into the phone]  Hey, cuz. How's your day out with Eryk goin'?

  Danielle : [into the phone]  I won't even answer that. This kid is unbelievable!

  Eryk : Look, I'm holding my penis!

  Danielle : [into the phone]  I think he's been around your dad too long. My God... Anyway, what's up?

  Chad Podosek : [into the phone]  I need some advice. You think I should have an affair?

  Eryk : You're Butt Girl and I'm Penis Boy! Butter udders!

  Danielle : [into the phone]  Absolutely not. Keep your hands in your pockets and your zipper zipped up. The risk of you getting someone else pregnant makes me wanna bury myself alive.

  Chad Podosek : [into the phone]  Well, damn.

  Danielle : [into the phone]  Sorry. Why do you ask?

  Chad Podosek : [into the phone]  Cynthia's in our shed right now, with another woman.

  Danielle : [into the phone]  So? What are they doing?

  Chad Podosek : [into the phone, incredulous]  Well, they're not admiring my garden tool collection! Whaddya think they're doing?

  Danielle : [into the phone]  That bitch!

  [lowers the phone, to herself] 

  Danielle : I thought our time together meant something!

  Chad Podosek : [into the phone]  What?

  Danielle : [into phone]  Nothing. You know what...? Yes. By all means. Get yourself a mistress. Better yet, get three. You deserve it.

  Chad Podosek : [into the phone]  I think I will. Thanks, Danielle!

  Danielle : [into the phone]  Don't mention it.

  [sarcastic] 

  Danielle : Now let me go so I can have some more fun with your son.

  Eryk : Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!

  Danielle : [to Eryk]  Well, at least you're running around.