The Angels' Share (2012)

Gary Maitland: Albert

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• Harry : I'll tell you what. If you can tell me what year it is, I'll let you come with us.

  Albert : What year it is?

  Harry : Yeah.

  Albert : Feels as if I'm fuckin' on Who Wants to be a Millionaire here. Can I phone a friend?

• Albert : What is that? That there. What is that?

  Rhino : What, that big thing on top of the hill?

  Albert : You cannae miss looking at that. What *is* that?

  Rhino : It's Edinburgh Castle, Albert.

  Albert : Is it?

  Rhino : Aye.

  Albert : What did they put it up there for?

• Harry : You don't recognize Edinburgh Castle?

  Albert : No. Or I wouldn't have been asking you.

  Harry : Have you been living in the cupboard all your life or what?

  Albert : And what's the matter with that, Harry?