Santa Claus
Steve
Tom
PS Finkerton
Sally
Barber
Ruth
Alison
Marlon 'Knuckles' Baxter
Brian
Jimbo
Tony
Lars
WPC Boyle
Entwhistle (as Michael Walter)
Buster Evergreen
Specs
Policeman
Dolores
Governor
Ugly Sister
Self
Prisoner (Sam Peters)
Hoarse Prisoner (as Mark Del Amo)
Another Prisoner
Spivvy Prisoner
Guard
Helicopter Radio Presenter
News Reporter
Radio News Reporter (voice)
Kid on Santa's Lap
Skateboarder
The Haircut
Elf (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Christmas Shopper (uncredited)
Prisoner (uncredited)
Prisoner's Wife (uncredited)
Villager (uncredited)
Ugly Sister (uncredited)
Prison Officer (uncredited)
Jim / Pantomime Horse (uncredited)
Office Worker (uncredited)