Lesbian faux incest is on display in this trio of tales. It opens with a threesome of zero credibilty, as blonde student Lana Sharapova overhears her stepmom Christy Love on the phone lamenting about dating problems, so she fixes mama up with her favorite teacher Aila Donovan. Result is a threesome for them in a classroom, in which random casting of the actresses is notable (whatever happened to that porno cliche about "chemistry".
Title scene suffers from an interminable amount of set-up material, as the very corny plot has kid Paige Owens dealing with stepmom Crystal Rush's trouble recreating her Contacts list on her new phone. It results in Crystal unintentionally mixing up Paige's phone number with that of her Fu*k Buddy named Angelica. Porn tradition has the ladies finally figuring out the mixup after sexting each other and deciding to have incest together, faux that is.
Final scene has the dumb title "To Grandparents' House We Come", a stupid ditty about mom/daughter Sheena Ryder and Aften Opal having sex together while grandpa and grandma (neither shown) are fast asleep. Definitely a yawner.
